Chapter 4

If I could say so bluntly, I'm a lazy transmigrator who doesn't like to do much and make an effort...

Well, I did say that before.

Thinking about it. These past few hours I am perturbed but strangely calm after knowing a thing or two especially when I just realized who I was and who will be the people I will be facing in the future. The acting is on the way.

After all, the Emperor has not visited me after knowing what I have gone through. He might think I have been rvped but it might also be possible that when I was knocked unconscious they checked my virginity. Still, isn't he just a jerk?

He's more than a jerk than I am.

Even if my original father has a temperamental issue of being an angry and grumpy drunkard old man who seems to not care about me or my mother, he is not like my current 'father' [Emperor].

Screw this Emperor. Let my dead papa beat you. Kidding aside. Let the old man rest in peace. It was just a pun. Gome gome.*

Since I do not know how to use a sundial or clepsydra, I just watched the moon in the sky for a long time before I sneakily opened the door.

Creak.

They're really caring people. If only I could take some things in modern times and sell them in an auction that would be wonderful.

As I walk carefully, my bare feet touched the ground. It's dark with only a few streaks of lights flickering here and there. My eyes would always dart back and forth to know where I am headed and where I'd been through. I wish I could piss this banister like a dog so I would easily know how to get back to my room. This place is so wide. So complicated, and it's really cold. It makes one's heart obdurate.

Hearing whispers in front of me, I frowned. Looking around and discovered there was no curtain on the large window. Ducking on a big large and elongated vase, there were two vases of the same size that covered my body. Thinking about it, this body is only eighteen years old but small like sixteen whereas most ancient people have already kids that could walk or so, then a fool. Sigh. Of course, no one wants to marry a retard like her, cut that, like me.

"Oh..."

"Ah..."

"Yes, there... Ahhmmm."

Son of a swiveling shoveling salamander!

"Be quiet or that princess will hear us."

"She's stupid. Haven't we done this before? Even near the banister next to her room?"

"Ohh! Mm."

Yes, my eyes have not deceived me. In the spaces between the two vases, I could see a live pvrnographic session going on. Not censored at all. I've just witnessed Adam and Eve in the mating. Two servants are on the ground humping like horses. Oh dear, I can't take my eyes off of them. The stimulation is so great. Dude.

Maybe... Maybe... I'll... I'll just watch them...Ugh, no popcorn.

I bit my nail. I'm an adult. A virgin adult who didn't have a taste of the so-called heaven. I'm sure Mother would close my eyes if she's here. No, she'll shoo them away.

"... Ohh... I'm... I'm~"

No, I'm a bvtch. A lewd shut-in sexually depraved introvert. I'm an arsehole. My anime daddies are not here. All I can do is watch them.

"Let's have another one."

The servant boy huskily said to the maid. Look, big sister has these awesome big papayas. That slim and long legs are attractive too and that guy's... sausage! Goodness, he has a short stature but got... Ehem. Sorry, I'm a virgin who just got out from live enlightenment. Lives scenes hit you harder, bro.

"You are so hungry. Aren't we doing this every time? Even at broad daylight? Even sisters Hanxie and Meimei would join us."

Hehe. The hvntai manga that I have been lured to read because of my curiosity is slowly teasing me. I wonder if I didn't put the codes in my tab... Did I put a password on it? FVCKKKKKK! I'm still not an expert!

I don't want to think about it.

"..."

"Tomorrow, let's do it with sister Meimei."

"..."

"Why? Are you jealous?"

"No. Aren't we all doing this whenever we want to?"

The maid pulled the man tighter with her legs on his waist, smiling lustfully.

"I've tasted other men here, but I like your big brother more."

I've been blessed this day by these scums. This place is full of depravity and obscenities. The princess does not even know about it. My intuition tells me that I should call my palace a little Sodom and Gomorrah.*

"Then let this big brother of yours pummel your sweet flower."

"Mmm!"

And that my friends, they had banged each other for I don't know... Nearly dawn? I've got panda eyes now. All I can do is go back to my room unsuccessful.

"Ugh."

I've transmigrated and witnessed that kind of scene live in action. Ha. People and their hedonistic pleasures. Despicable. Only now did it hit me how obscene people can be? But what can I do? Causing attention to myself is a big no, not for me.

My greatest weakness and strength is patience. Excluding being a sloth.

*growl*

Nevermind. Time to sleep again.

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"Look at this fool, after laughing mad yesterday she's starving herself to death."

Mm. What?

Must be a dream.

"Maybe that's better. Keke. Should I help you with poisoning your food?"

"..."

Sure. Scratch that. I'll just pretend I'm sleeping.

Splash.

My bed!

"It's good that you're awake. If you don't want to eat that sumptuous food, then eat this."

A pigsty. This maid just gave me a pail of pigsty and left.

"You'll eat that for five days."

She shouted with her boisterous laughter echoing throughout the hall until she was gone.

You old lady, I'll remember you. Didn't somebody tell you that even if someone is not good-looking, you should not show or express it? I'm sure I don't look like a pig.

*growl*

Hold on stomach, bear with it. Haven't I experienced not eating for four days when my mother was gone because I was so lazy and only drank a bottle of water? The problem is, arriving at this place after two days combining the day this princess was captured it looks like I've not eaten for approximately five days or so and I'm barely alive.

There's no water here.

I can't drink.

I'll... I'll just sleep again.

Yet I soon got up.

If I stay sleeping all the time like this, maybe I'll slowly die out of starvation rather than sleeping to get back in the modern world. This is until now it seems it's not feasible to do so. Painfully dying, I can't take that.

In my situation, I'm still thankful that no servant dares to secretly fvck me. Even if I'm a retard, I still have a royal blood. Still, it's better to be cautious.

I opened my door but paused. Let's ruffle our hair like a bird's nest first. In the novel, Li Jia Ying was described as the most beautiful woman in the entire Empire and all over the lands just like how any other villainess is depicted, it is only the positive outlook to contrasts her birdbrain identity.

I think that's fine. My imagination mirror should work.

I gingerly opened the door. On each side, there was no one lingering around.

The coast is clear.

I continued to walk, looking at everything that caught my sight. Even if this is an abandoned palace as well as it screams depravity. The structures are detailed and finely sculptured. The carvings are superb too.

An ignoramus girl like me who lives in a city and only watches and reads this in a novel would say I'm very much fascinated at what I'm seeing right now. Still, I do not want to kiss the floor and hug the pillar.

That's just shitty.

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*Gome (Japanese): Sorry

*Sodom and Gomorrah: Two evil kingdoms that committed evil acts, serving different kinds of gods, homosexualities, hedonism, corruption, adultery, walks in falsehood, etc. In short, extreme wickedness. The two evil cities that God destroyed with a rain of fire and brimstone (sulfur). (Genesis 19:01-15)

It doesn't necessarily mean Jun Xue views the place she's in 'exactly' as Sodom and Gomorrah.