Chapter 7: Pavlov's kitten
I am so freaking hungry!
Since I have been locked up at this cozy quarantine cell, I had fallen to a habit of eating food 3 times a day at 8:00 AM then 12:00 PM , then 6:00 PM. Why?
Cause that's when they would bring the food!
Then they would knock twice on the door and leave the food there. The funny thing is that you never see this guys actually doin the thing. They disappear the second you open the door-so fast that you'll only see their shadow...they're the hallway ninjas.
Anyway. ..I have taken ultimate liberty over the food. Not worrying how everything delicious am eating keeps weighing me down. ...I tried to delete the effects of the deliciousness by working out. ...then I overworked myself and effectively hurt my leg!
geez!
I super hungry!
I feel like Pavlov's dogs!
So much that I can no longer focus on downloading the software needed for the one course I know will be my doom!
Did I tell you that I have started classes ? yup. I did! and none of'em are like ntn I've ever taken so far.
Once this pavlov's bi*** syndrome of a timed and door belled hunger issue is over- I will freak out! I swear!
Apparently. ...there are only 12 students in our class. Yes yes. ...I know! Super awesome to write reverse harem stories with! But unfortunately...there are a loooooot of girls(like five of them)....and they're all beautiful(from what I've seen from their zoom profs ). Not to mention that they're from Computer Science(My nightmare...that is now my major and the reason I'll continue to live in Europe for the next four years!). So yeah. I'm totally gonna end up bein the seventh wheel in this and stuff!
Omg! Omg! Omg!
They're finally here! I heard their footsteps!
Hang on for a min till I stuff my belly.
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5 minutes later.
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Jesus....mom would have been so ashamed of me if she had seen the speed with which I emptied my plate!
They got me two desserts this time! Can you believe it ?! Doritos and cheese cake!
somebody from the stuff either really loves me or really hates me! I hate throwing away food and I hate staring at my quarantine tighs! UGH! I'm like 25 pounds heavier than I used to be thanks to mom's delicious cooking, Corona and my stupid anger and boredom issues.
So yeah! Sorry kids! The protagonist of this story is not a fancy pretty lady, or even in the least Computer smart! I don't know what the next chapter would be no more than you do. I know one thing though !
This cheese cake is suppppper delicious!
(also- why do they put cheese in literally EVERYTHING ? dk.
I am NOT eating another mac and cheese tho! Neva !)
btw...I've already met my first Europe crash.
Sure I didn't see his face or anything! But I heard him introduce himself on zoom yesterday and I was like. ...
'Omg! That's gonna be my oppa'!
Fortunately, our professor had made everyone post their numbers so we can make a social media group. ...so yeah- I actually saved it.
The next thing uk I was asking him for a zoom link for today's class....and we were chatting laughing emojies at eachother. We talked 10 sentences before my attachment issues acted up and made me say bye to him.
I am in love!
Geez. It's not so very nice to be ugly duckling by itself. ..let alone liking somebody.
Ahh.
well. so be it.
I don't know if this story will get the ultimate glow up as there is on any romance movie. This story might not even be a romantic one.
Could be a crime investigation for all we know.
I'm not a fabulous main character.
My glow up will take ages. I probably won't skip through it so that my book can sell. Nahh...I will drag you through it should you choose to go with me on this journey.
Maybe then, a little girl will read it someday and won't lose herself to fantasy as I did. do. .and maybe will.
Ahh. ..my belly is full and my homeworks are waiting for me!
Adios!