NovaNova

Miss Unidentified is a normal girl in a normal world. But normal is only a relative word.
Some parts of her stories are mundane- some parts are insane. She usually just rambles but some times you can relate to her.

She's headed to Europe. Promised a bright future and a perfect place for romance- but she conjures impossible disasters whenever the chance presents itsself. The why and the how unfold in a series of flashbacks and foresights.Join on the journey as she disasters her way to success.

(Warning: explicity ungrammar_ly content lower all( I mean All) literature standards you got and treat it as something you stumbled in to your fourteen year old little sister's room)

The Adventures of Miss Unidentified

You can tell I messed up by the title of the chapter. Even the title of the the book  says I messed up.


My molten muscles and my teary eyes say I messed up. I almost killed myself in the bath tub today.


Why? cause I decided to play smart and turn up the heat to like 70 degrees celsius thinking it would slowly cool off.


I forgot to think about how I was gonna step in to the water in the first place and spent the first 15 minutes putting one leg in then hopping out_ literally playing frog in hot water!


Only in my case it was 'an idiot in hot water!'


The audacity! I dived in before it actually cooled of to a 'healthy hot' temprature...thinking my body will adjust to it and all. 


My skin turned red. My breath ran short. And I was hanging on to dear life as my muscles liquidified. 


So I am now laid in bed watching the 'Big Bang Theory'. My favorite in the world.


I'm waiting for dinner. 25 minutes to go!


I'm drinking water like a hippo right now.


You would think a bath would refresh u...this feels like the day I returned from the Pyramids after being toasted in the sun the entire afternoon.


Bye. My arms hurt from my own idiocratizm and I cannot write any longer.


Chapter 8: Hot tub disaster