“Mom,” I exclaimed when she answered the phone. “Hey! I am so sorry I didn’t get your message until a few minutes ago. I was late for my meeting and…” Shit! I should not have admitted to her that I was late for the meeting. I inwardly groaned, knowing I was about to get the lecture of my life.
“Late?” Her voice grew high. “No wonder! You were probably too drunk. Jessa, how could you be so damn stupid? You made a complete fool of yourself over the internet! All of my friends saw you. They’ve already been calling. Bridgett called me at three in the morning to send me the link. Please tell me you and that tramp are not legally married?” My mother’s high-pitched voice rose as she shrieked into the phone receiver, not even bothering to take a breath between her fitful yelling.