Chapter 46

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I was waiting for Andy on the bed. Tonight I was going to be the cowboy. I lay propped up on the pillows with my hands clasped behind my head, a black cowboy hat pushed over my eyes, wearing the red bandana and the red loon thong, which was being stretched in anticipation of what I had planned. I also wore my boots, my legs crossed at the ankles.

Andy came in, wrapped in a towel and drying his hair.

“Howdy thar, Beaver,” I drawled.

Andy looked up from his towel, a slow smile spreading across his face. “Howdy yourself, Red.”

“I ain’t properly thanked ya for that awesome hoss you buyed me. Mosey on over here, Injun. Get outta that breech clout.”