“Whoa,” he said. “Don’t you want me in your bed?”
“You know I do, but I thought you’d prefer your own bed.”
“Not on your life.”
“Okay, if you insist.”
“Babe, I insist.”
I led him to the master bedroom and got him settled in the king-size bed, but not before he insisted that he undress completely. “When did I ever sleep other than naked?” he said rhetorically.
“Need anything else?”
“A shower. But not until I’ve had a little nap.”
“I’ll leave you to it, then.”
I took the Wendy’s bags to the kitchen and put them in the refrigerator for later. Then I got comfortable in the den with a book. I was yawning in minutes, so I put the book down and returned to the bedroom. Mike was out cold, so I stripped and slipped quietly into the bed. I woke up later to the sensation of an extremely friendly hand playing with my penis. I glanced at the clock and saw that it was after three, so I stretched and rolled over on my side to face Mike.
“Hi,” I said. “Been awake long?”