Chapter 46

“I’m listening.”

“You need to invite Jonny over to the house and lay out a schedule of activities for him that will carry him through the next two weeks.”

“Why should I do that?”

“Because first thing Saturday morning, we’re going to Maggie Valley for two whole weeks.”

“No shit. Why?”

“Because it will do both of us good to get away. Because up there you’ll be far enough removed from your normal day-to-day shit that you won’t be able to do your usual ‘Mike’ thing and overdo it.”

“Okay.”

“Okay! Just okay? That’s a surprise. I was expecting an argument and massive resistance.”

“Babe, do you know how many years I’ve been waiting to go on a honeymoon with you?

“Oh.”

“Oh, indeed! I’m all in favor. More importantly, get us to the clinic tomorrow so we’ll have the results by Friday. I refuse to take any condoms with us.”

“Done. Better yet, let me make a call. I think they keep early evening hours.”