“We’ll take you up to our digs now, and do the tour later.” In the elevator, I said, “If this was a hotel, our floor would be referred to as the concierge level.”
“Yeah,” Dani said. “We’ve got a pair of temporary keys for you upstairs.”
Joel and Claire were suitably impressed by our suite, and Claire absolutely loved the terrace.
“Are you guys tired from the trip?” I said.
“Not tired,” Joel said, “but a guy my size gets a bit cramped when flying, even in an easy chair in a Learjet.”
“We could go down to the baths and have a soak,” I said.
“The baths?”
I explained how the baths worked, co-ed bathing, massages, and all.
“This I gotta see,” Joel said.
“I’m not so sure about that,” Claire said.
“Aw, don’t be a spoilsport, honey; you’ve got a great body. Don’t forget, we’ve been to nude beaches. Remember that little mini-vacation in Greece last summer?”
“Oh, all right. Let’s do it.”
“One thing,” I said, “we are expected to have lunch with il Ducaat one.”