Fox McHardy leads a charmed life. Puget Sound penthouse, gorgeous boyfriend, jet-setting job -- everything he’s ever wanted, he’s gotten, including the heck out of the small Iowa town he grew up in. Even the trip he takes to Miami to surprise his boyfriend Jeremy is something of a long-shot wish fulfilled. Until he arrives in South Florida. Once things start to unravel, they do so with alarming speed, and he finds himself riding shotgun in a rented convertible with his new sworn enemy faster than he can say, “I want my old life back.” During an unscheduled stop on the cross-country road trip From Hell, Fox passes up a perfectly good opportunity to keep his mouth shut and finds himself planning the town’s first legal gay wedding -- his own, to a man he’s pretty sure he should hate. But someone needs to set a positive example for the queer and questioning youth in this corner of Middle America and, after creatively arranging certain of the facts of his life more attractively, he is proud to offer himself up as a role model. Small Town, USA, steps up; the grooms are widely celebrated, and generous offers of food, flowers, and picture-perfect venues pour in. The only real challenge will be keeping the lies straight and the truth under wraps until they can get out of town.

Crazy Like Fox

I laughed again. “Hell no. Actually, I figure as long as we’re here, I might spill my guts to Bob-Gunnar; all about the money and the condo and stuff to see what my options are. I kinda feel like Jeremy’s taken enough already. I’m just gonna tell Bob-Gunnar he needs to find a way for me to catch a break.”


“So what’s his deal, anyway?” Thumper asked.


“Apparently, he’s lost his damn mind,” I harrumphed.


“No, I mean Bob-Gunnar. Is he gay? Or just straight but not narrow, or what?”


“I dunno.” I shrugged. I guess I hadn’t given it a whole lot of thought this time around. We’d been over a barrel, he offered help, I accepted. He had been uncommonly hospitable, to be sure, but he lived in a large house in a small town, and we did, after all, go way back. Was it that out of the ordinary?


Chapter 51