“I should get to know you first.”
“Because you’re older now and less easy, right?”
“Exactly. A man learns the hard way.”
“I concur,” he says, and we talk for the next two hours, getting to know each other, sharing details of our lives.
Andrew Jacob DeBane is currently in search of a boyfriend. His two-year relationship with Stanley Somebody ended because of Stanley’s infidelity. Andy lives on Chestnut Street, which is three blocks away from The Bear Den. He’s been co-owner for the last seven years. Never went to college. No siblings. Parents died ten years ago in a fatal car accident outside of Philadelphia. Likes blonds who look like me. Likes professors of biology even more. Tells me I’m very nice to look at and it’s a shame he can’t remember fucking me, which I forgive him for.