Chapter 4

“He’s completely professional with me. John’s a really nice guy, funny and sweet.”

Thank you, Lee.

“I was just testing you.”

Sure you were, you judgmental moron.

“What’s up with you, anyway? You sound so bitter. He wouldn’t give you head or something?”

As if.

“None of your business, smartass. All I’m saying is you need to be careful.”

“Oh, I see. He’s your type, and you just can’t admit to yourself that you want to sleep with him.”

“Wouldn’t matter what I wanted. His ass is probably so loose and sloppy, you could fit ten dicks in there.”

Christ.

“Now, that’s just ugly. You’re being unnecessarily cruel. This is so unlike you.”

“I know all about guys like him. They only think with their Johnsons. Not much substance.”

Could it get any worse?