“Why so quiet, Jim?” Her expression was coy.
“I have no words for…whatever’s going on here.”
“Tell me something,” Lance asked after ordering a beer. “Is he always so…difficult to get to know? It’s like pulling teeth. Though I have fun trying.”
I tried glaring at Paula, willing her by visual osmosis not to say anything. To no avail.
“Oh, he’s a sweetheart, usually. But this assignment has been particularly strenuous, and he hasn’t had sex in years so—”
I gasped in outrage. “Paula!” This amused Lance, and Bevin just shook his head and offered me silent sympathy.
“Looks like I turned up at the right time, then.”
This needed to end. Now.“Okay, people. Can we change the topic or pick on someone else? Please?”
“Only for a little while. Bevin, dance with me, would you?”
“My pleasure, sweetheart.” He led her out to the crowded dance floor and they let themselves go.