Scott Seay and Brandon Russo are chasing down legendary creatures, one monster at a time! Scott, a cryptozoologist photographer, is on the trail again, this time following the legends of Sasquatch into the mountains of West Virginia. Brandon, still an unbeliever, has some vacation time coming up and enjoys hiking, so he accompanies his lover, along with a small group of Sasquatchers, in search of the elusive Bigfoot.<br><br>On their trek through the mountains, Scott and Brandon hear tales of other close encounters, deal with a pair of snobby lumbersexuals, and find mysterious hairs tangled in the underbrush. When the weather turns foul, and the group has to make it down the mountainside in front of a dangerous storm, will legends come to life? All they know is something is following them down the trail ... something with very bad intentions ...

Chasing Bigfoot

“If I end up with Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, I promise you, I will kill you.”


“I don’t think a tick’s going to give you rabies, my love,” Lennon, one of the Lumbersexuals, said. Lennon had been flirting relentlessly with Brandon since the trip started, a situation that Brandon found mildly discomforting, since Lennon’s boyfriend, Theo, was ragingly jealous. If they hadn’t been surrounded by the rest of the campers, Brandon was pretty sure that Theo would have spiked Brandon’s coffee with bug spray. Scott, on the other hand, found the situation deliciously funny. Brandon was notamused.


Lennon slapped Brandon’s ass on the way by, not looking around and pretending it hadn’t happened, even though Brandon jumped and made an embarrassingly high-pitched squeak. Brandon could picture Lennon’s smirk. He’d seen it often enough over the past three days; he didn’t need X-ray vision.


Not all the bugs on this trip were insects.


Chapter 6