Chapter 16

But as three o’clock loomed ever closer, I couldn’t stop thinking of the man more and more. One side of my brain seemed to take great delight in conjuring up devilish sexual fantasies to torment me, while the other side of my brain, like a Puritan minister, harshly chastised its counterpart and tried to remain resolute and unperturbed. Unfortunately, the naughtiness won out.

And wouldn’t you just know it? At two fifty-five, just when I thought I had time enough to pull myself together before the appointed hour, I heard Ford’s voice outside the door. On Friday, his tardiness had pissed me off, and I had fully suspected he would pull the same crap on me today. But now, his early bird promptness ticked me off even more, because now I sat behind my desk with an erection that simply refused to subside.

To relieve the unbearable pressure, I stood, reached into my slacks and briefs, and rearranged my junk just as the intercom buzzed.

“Yeah,” I said into the phone.