Chapter 26

Philip: Officer, we were on our way to the movies in Burbank and—

Officer Ruiz: Burbank’s north of here. You and your wife come with me.

Mother glances at Philip, smiles over the man’s mistake.

Mother: Officer, this is my son, Philip. Not my husband.

Officer: Whatever. I’ve got a nice cozy spot for both of you.

Mother (To Philip): Shit. He’s taking us to jail.

Philip: At least we’ll be safe.

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INT. PATROL CAR—NIGHT

Mother and Philip settle into the back seat of a patrol car. We hear the riot sounds: sirens, muffled shots, and the whoosh of helicopter blades in the background.

Mother: That officer should be ashamed of himself. Arresting two seniors. (Looks at Philip) Uh…I mean, two middle-aged people like us.

Philip: Well, thank you for that, Mother.

Mother: You know what I mean.

They hear a voice from the front of the car.

Voice: You’re not under arrest.

Mother: Who said that?