Chapter 14

He proposed to me one night on stage after I sang “Sweet Child O’ Mine” at the 10 High Club with the band. They were in cahoots, apparently. With tears in my eyes, I said, “Hell, yes!”

This time, on our wedding day, we left the altar together as husband and husband. It was the best day of my life.

THE ENDCopy Me, Unrequited

“Damn it!”

If I didn't get this piece of paper out soon, there'd be a Channel Two news story about how a copier killed a pedestrian after it was thrown from the building. Maybe I should just break the thing with my fists.

PharmaLite put in an emergency service request that morning since the company had a proposal to send out by the end of the day. It really shouldn’t be this hard to remove something so thin stuck between two itty bitty rollers. I gave it one final, mighty tug and suddenly it came loose, the momentum of which threw me backward so I landed heavily on the floor, legs up in the air. Thankfully, no one was there to witness this.