“Okay, you’re right, but it’s a part of my charm.”
“Charm, my ass.”
“Whatever. Anyway, Jason and I have been together for more than seven years now. We are definitely way past the whole lovey-dovey stuff.”
“But you’re newly engaged.”
“Your point?”
“The fire should be burning brighter and the passion should be higher than Mount Everest.”
“And I think that you have officially lost your mind.”
“Nate, I’m serious. Don’t you feel that the world is so much more beautiful now?”
“Uh…no?”
“How come…Ugh, never mind. Men.”
“I resent that.”
“Don’t care. Anyway, your dad’s birthday is this Wednesday, right?”
“Right. Lucas and you will be attending, so don’t you dare skip on me.”
“I won’t. Your parents positively love me more than you.”
“Sad but true. I think they’ve always wanted a daughter to pamper.”
“How rude. Are you implying that I’m a stand-in, a substitute? I’ll have you know that I’m very lovable. Everyone loves me, okay?”