Chapter 3

“That’s my job tonight, Sweetie,” Jerome said, massaging Kelly’s shoulders and smiling at Howie.

“We’ll have a little discussion about who screws who later…er…Jerome…is it? See you guys,” Kelly said as he got up to leave.

“Jerome is kinda cute, don’t you think?” Ernie asked Howie as he watched Kelly and Jerome go.

“I guess.”

“Maybe he isjust a lonely guy lookin’ for love in all the wrong places,” Ernie said.

“Well, if things don’t work out with your cucumber-stroker, you can give Jerome a whirl when Kelly’s done with him, and he will be after tonight, you know,” Howie said.

“Hmm. I just might do that,” Ernie said.

“Christ, Ernie, I was only joking,” Howie said, “You wouldn’t really, would you? He’s just a kid!”

Ernie shrugged. “Why not?”

“Oh, come on, the guy’s a pick-up slut.”

“Ah-ah, judge not lest ye be judged. You can never tell what’s in a man’s heart until you get to know him. You can’t tell a book by its cover.”