Chapter 5

Wait,” said Dave, gripping my hand harder. “Let’s try another of those mouth to mouth courage-sharing things,” and this one was wonderful. “I’ve been waiting and hoping, and you never knew, did you?”

No, I had never even guessed, but I certainly knew now. My heart, which was already pounding, felt like it was going to jump off a cliff now, and I felt—well, it’s not a flutter by any means—but something like what a bulldozer would do if it were to fall in love, and thus, flutter. Okay, I guess you’d say I fell, hard. Oh, well, yeah, sure, I was hard, too, geez, you people.