Chapter 61

“The male body was not designed for pants,” he’d once claimed. “With evolution, men’s hips are getting even smaller, while willies are getting bigger. If men literally can’t keep their pants up it insures procreation will continue.”

“Is any of that real?” Erika never knew with him.

“Perhaps the research hasn’t made it across the pond yet, but European scientists have been recording evidence for decades. Look it up.”

Erika reached for Etsuko. “Uncle Milo’s silly,” she said at barely a whisper. She didn’t want to wake the guys, but the moment she lifted the baby, they both were alert—at least somewhat.

“Huh?” Tom Alan stared blearily.

“Go back to sleep.”

Billy rolled over and stretched. “She’s been awake half the night.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t hear her right away.”

“We’re a team, babe,” he said sleepily.

“I wasn’t sure anymore.”

Billy looked to his right. “Oh…yeah.”