Chapter 13

“I was approached, yes,” I admitted. “Nothing definite, though. It was just an idea.”

“I hear James Cameron wants to direct,” Mrs. Ledbetter said. “And why not? The whole story is like the Titanic in miniature.”

“Mom!” Jackson exclaimed.

“Well, it was bound to be a disaster, what with a little meth baby, a homosexual for a baby daddy, a mother in prison, a drug-addled boyfriend—that would be you, dear. Tragedy. Comedy. All at the same time. Audiences love that sort of thing. It’s like watching a train derail.”

“Thank you,” I said.

“Oh, Wiley, don’t be modest. Everyone knows the story by now. And your family—heavens! They could have had their own sitcom, the way they carried on. All in the Family Part II.And if they had put a camera in front of that grandfather of yours, he would have been a superstar.”