Jason lives a comfortable life. His business is successful. Both his children have wonderful futures ahead, and people think he’s pretty neat. There is just one thing Jason wishes he could get rid of -- his ex. When they meet for coffee, however, Jason realizes that after ten years, he wants Howard back. Luckily, Jason has a plan. For Howard, his life is as good as it gets. He’s raised two great children, and helped his ex build a business that provides Howard palimony. Unfortunately, his ex is also the ultimate Zen-wrecker, and no amount of deep breathing can get him out of Howard’s head. When Jason shows up broke and with a hair-brained scheme to get Howard back in his life, under the guise of celebrating the tenth anniversary of their divorce, Howard isn’t sure if he’s being insulted or wooed. But he reluctantly agrees to go back to work at the company, and to allow Jason to move back home. Can ten years heal old wounds? Have Jason and Howard ever stopped loving each other, or should they call it a day and just celebrate their “divorce-ary?” And in the end, who will be the real trickster -- Jason, Howard, or that marvel we call love?

The Divorceary

Fuck. Did he know? Would he ever speak to him again, let alone sleep with him?


Howard must have noticed the look on Jason’s face because he said, “It’s not you, Jason. I’m disgusting. I just don’t want you to see how gross I am. I’m really glad that the seats in the Jag are leather because I want to disinfect them in the morning. Can you get me a trash bag? I’m going to go upstairs, but I don’t even want to put this jumper on the floor in the bathroom. I’m going to wash it later on super-hot. I may wash it three times.”


“Worse. I can see why someone turned this job down. I made us a fortune though. I went over every little thing with him and explained what we charge for each service.”


Chapter 45