Chapter 91: Annoying my captors

"Aww, you seriously gotta separate me and my bonds, we can still talk in our head you know, ooh look a rat, you guys should have better hygiene, you know, y'all might catch awful diseases"

"Someone please shut him up!" a guy shouted

"I ordered him gagged, who the hell removed it?!" the boss shouted

"You guys should learn from Neelofar, nice place, even after being evacuated, they still know how clean up after themselves, say you guys got any ice cream, but please no peanuts, I'm allergic"

-You're not- Dabria said

-Well I know, but I'm trying to have fun here-

"Can't we just kill the boy?" a guy asked

"No, our orders were to bring him alive, unharmed if possible" the boss replied "Just gag him"

We were then thrown into separate cells

-Let's see their big boss first and know what he or she wants, we'll just survive like this for now-

-I'll also annoy my guards- Ace replied -I'm gonna be bored otherwise-

The next 2 days was hell for the guards guarding me, I kept talking about random and useless things, they tried to gag me, but I kept running rings around them till they tire out and left, some of them even came to our cells with ear plugs on.

"Time for all of you to meet our boss" A guard said as he escorted me and my bonds on the 3rd day

"Is your big boss a guy or girl?"

"Are you going to shut up if I answer?" he asked

"Are you going to answer?"

"It's a she" he answered

"Is she hot?"

"I will not talk behind her back, now quiet down" he replied

We then walked several minutes till we got into a big room, in the center at the back of the room was a red throne, with a woman sitting on it, she looked about 170cm tall, blue eyes, black hair and dressed in crimson red armor.

-She's flat as a board, but not bad-

-There he goes- Dabria sighs

"Say is that chair uncomfortable, I don't see any cushion on it, you got scammed, you could've probably spend lesser money to buy a much more comfortable chair you know, I can give recommendations if you want, maybe you can get more prisoners in here, considering we're the only prisoners here, you should take our advice."

"Silence!" she shouted

"I mean, I'm being held prisoner here against my will, why should I comply, and you can't threaten my family either, you can't get to them so what do you want big boss, you look a bit pretty yourself, I can introduce you to a professor of mine, Professor Steel, he's single and pretty muscular if he's your type, or professor Woods, he should also be single if I remember correctly, unless you're into women, Professor Emma is kinda cute, I can also introduce you two"

"I heard you were annoying and talkative but this is definitely something out of my expectations" she sighs

"By the way, your bread taste horrible, even your soup is bad, treat us better you know, but hey, at least you gave us food, so I'll leave a 1.5 star review on yelp, I'll boost it up if you just you know let us go"

"What the hell is yelp?" she asked annoyed

-You certainly are doing a good job annoying her- Dabria said -I'm impressed she hasn't killed you already, I have the urge to do it so many times-

-I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that-

"So how high's your rank? You're probably not the biggest boss of the red sword but it should be pretty high right?"

"Enough!" she shouted "Shut up already!"

"You're pretty rude, my professors aren't into rude women you know"

"If you must know, I am one of the founders, my ranking would be one of the top" she answered

-From her expression, she's telling the truth- Siege observed

"There you go, now I know to keep you alive for interrogation after I escape, so now why do you want us here?"

"Lead us to the dragon settlement" she answered

"Lead you to where?"

"A dragon settlement, you annoying piece of shit!"

"But how I am suppose to know where that is?"

"2 students, both from Artia, getting a dragon at the same time, where else would you find a dragon?"

"I seriously don't know what you're talking about, look, you let us go, I'll then approach my professors to research for this place together"

"DO YOU THINK WE'RE FOOLS!?" she screamed

-Sure sounds like one right now- Siege commented

"Give us the location of the dragon settlement immediately!" she demanded

"Ok let's say I know where it is, what are you going to do once you arrive, an organization like yours can't go against a swarm of dragons, besides I didn't even meet Damon at a dragon settlement"

"And you expect me to believe your words? What? You see a bird fell out of the sky, and by accident, you investigate it and see a dragon?! Now give us the location" She replied angrily

-That's not pretty far off actually- Diana said

"Pretty good guess"

"Yes, you should become a fortune teller." Damon nodded "You will be able to make lots of money from it"

"Now that you guessed right, can't you just let us off, I'll give you a can of Pepsi if you want"

"FOOLS! I'M DEALING WITH FOOLS!" She was stomping and throwing a tantrum

-This is pretty funny- Ace chuckled

-We should do this more often-

-I don't think anyone else would like to be imprisoned- Dabria said

"Imprison them and starve them, don't give them food nor water, you don't like our food fine, let's see how long you can go without it" she said

"Ooh now that is bad"

-As a dhampir, I should be fine without food for a while, the rest of you should be too, but Ace will be able to go 4 days max, well let's start my plan-

"Hey bitch on the throne! Just know that no matter how much you'll torture me, you'll never be able to know the location of the settlement"

"Cut off his arms tomorrow morning" she ordered "We'll see how long he can endure, good luck escaping, those chains restrict magic use, hahaha"

-Just like I planned-

We were then thrown back into our cells for the night

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I was then awoken by 2 people grabbing me and moving me out of the cell.

"A normal weapon can't cut my arm easily you know, my bones are strong since I'm a vampire"

"You? A vampire? hahaha" the guy laughed "Vampires don't willy nilly turn a human"

We then got to a room and they then released one of my arm from the chained cuffs and used an axe to hover over my released arm while another guy hold my arm down.

"Don't worry, I took pity, this is a high end A-rank enchanted axe close to being an S-rank , it'll be a clean cut" he laughed as he brought it down, I then placed all my regeneration powers to my arm that's about to be chopped.

He then brought it down and chopped it, my arm ten grew back almost instantly, I then summoned Dream Eater into my newly regenerated arm and spun slashing the head of the guy who held me down, the other guy tried to back away but my sword went through his throat.

Blood was flowing out of the slash of his throat, he tried to scream for help but his voice won't come out, I then walked to grab the keys from the dead guy to free the chains around my foot and my other arm

"This cuff is useful, let me put it in my spatial storage for use later"

I then turned to the bleeding guy who was trying to run away from me, I then stabbed his leg with my sword, I released my hand from the sword. He then tried to struggle by pulling my sword with one arm while the other is applying pressure on his throat.

"You're probably wondering how I can get a sword out and how my arm grew back right? Well let me explain, your cuffs might have prevented me from using magic like my spatial storage but Dream Eater doesn't require magic to be summoned, I could've escaped at any time. As for my arm, I do not need magic to heal it, my arms can heal quick"

-Done talking about your ingenious plan yet?- Dabria asked

-Yeah, don't worry guys, I'm coming-

I then took my sword killed the guy out of his misery and ran towards my bonds, I also used 'Presence' to make myself have no presence to sneak around better. I stealthily killed all the few guards that was guarding the cells.

I went to free all my bonds out of their cells and their chains

"We got about 20 minutes before the other will come to change for their shift" I whispered "Drink some water and get a few bites if you need them, do you all know what to do?"

"Kill everyone except the boss" Ace answered

"Good, if all goes wrong, take Draven's pill, we're here to cause chaos"