Chapter 444: Slap him

Author POV

I found her, I found Baeli and she realized it too. She was about to jump on Perseus but I luckily found her in time and send the Narrator to intercept her causing her to retreat.

As for her other creator, he hasn't reached out to me since that day he somehow hacked my laptop, got it to a technician to fix it and even report it to the cops, traced back to an abandoned warehouse somewhere, they advised me to move somewhere else, but can't afford rent, so I'll continue to live where I live, but at least I got a free replacement for my laptop.

The guy knows who I am, but I never remembered pissing anyone off that much, I also don't have any qualities that people would envy...my cousins? Nah. My parents definitely can't hack...damn this guy.

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1st person view

Anyway back to me again, the narrator popped into the battlefield which scared the bejeezus out of me. Apparently, Baeli was about to pop in and tried to kill me in one fell swoop. Though before he left, he told me something.

"The author said that he recently found out that Baeli has been written, or programmed should I say, by the other creator to have a negative impression of you and now it is finally time to act on it, so be careful." he warned before the author warped him out.

From a distance, I see a fast flying lightning punch heading toward my direction which I barely dodged to see that it was Elektra.

"Puffy red eyes, you were crying. Before you beat the crap out of me, we need to head to Valhalla, Ragnarok is happening right now."

"You faked your own death?!"She yelled which is totally reasonable, but worlds are at stake here so I got no time to argue "And what kind of idiot make a good clone out of their own literal flesh and blood?! Right, you!"

"I made Stella with some of my blood if that counts." Zach raised his hand

"Seriously, Valhalla now and kill me later."

"You do that again and trust me, I will kill you before anyone get their hands on you." she retorted "You gave me a literal heart attack, and gods don't get usually get heart attacks!"

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So anyway, I opened a portal to Valhalla and man is it a mess, there is blood everywhere. Corpses would disperse into light particles after death after a while. I went on to the medic where I sensed Urie in there, I head in to see him with a bandage wrapped around him.

"Hey son, the banquet ended already?" he joked

"Yeah, a party crasher sort of ruined it, how's your injury?"

"The monsters we're facing somehow can slow down our regeneration." he answered "There's no end to them."

"There aren't infinite monsters, and if we fall here, they'll invade worlds and eliminate things one by one. We got quality."

"They outnumber us about 100 to 1." he replied "This is one of those times where quantities matters. Though we are very hopeful for some reason."

"If only I can summon the undead like most isekai protagonists."

"Well might want to discuss that with that goddess of yours." he pointed behind me

I turned to her and I can see the veins popping in her gripped fist and her forehead. Her eyes are also a bit red and puffy, it meant that she cried a bit, but I'm not gonna say that to her face unless I really want to die.

"So you just directly came here without even approaching once after coming back from the dead?" she asked

"I'm in so much trouble, aren't I?"

"What the hell do you think?!"

"Guys, there are patients here." Urie interrupted "Be quiet. Don't worry, we can hold the army for a few weeks at the very least."

"Right, sorry."

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So we got to our home in Neelofar where me and my bonds all met up. Damon seems to have a different aura around him, he won that stupid battle royale and become the king of all dragons. They all seem angry which is understandable. The rest of my family seems to be clueless as they just got back from the safehouse.

-Would you mind if I have him privately?- Dabria requested

-A slap for me please.- Diana replied

-Me too, make it hard.- Ace joined in

-A punch in the gut for me.- Damon chimed in

-Mine is to the face, specifically the nose.- Siege requested

Dabria then pulled me into the bedroom where Lia joined in and got told about everything that happened, now one more's pissed at me. Dabria then did all the requests of my bonds all in order which is well deserved, but I didn't even get hurt so the punishment seems to be a bit useless.

"So that's why you didn't kiss or do anything to any of us for the past week?" Lia asked

"Hey, my excuses were valid, didn't want it to look like as if we're spending the past week as if it was the last of our lives. I mean look at this, I'm not dead nor am I used as a vessel for Chaos. I went against fate."

"Yes, and the fact that you are still alive is something that I'm grateful for, but to use us as an act...mainly Dabria who was there..."

"Well if her expression isn't authentic or her thoughts are in chaos, Chaos would have suspected something. Eros definitely might, so I can't risk that since he's very sensitive to feelings. Besides no one would have approved of an idea of me using 'Narrator' on my own heart."

"You cut off your own limbs and bled yourself out! This is the literal worst thing you've ever done!" Dabria retorted and sighs while taking a deep breath to calm down "What am I going to do with you? You even convinced that stupid brother of mine to help out."

She used her hands to then cupped my face, pull me in and kissed me.

"As much as I hate you right now, I'm glad you're alive." she said

"Hey, that's my husband you're kissing." Lia interrupted "I gave you permission for that night, not a kiss today."

"You already have him for the rest of your life, leave one for the rest of us."