[Chapter 35] My Serial Killer Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

~Next Day~

Two white-haired people could be seen walking through a street. One of them had slitted golden eyes while the other had green-yellow eyes.

The girl with green-yellow eyes was Jack, while the one with golden eyes was Alex.

The golden-eyed boy was currently leading Jack through the streets, making sure to not hit any people in the process.

What a gentleman this reptile was.

Next to them were Eresh, who was holding the other hand of Jack.

What were they doing? Well, Alex had wanted to show Jack the outside world.

"Who're they?" Jack asked after freeing one of her hands and pointing at a bunch of men with cameras.

Alex quickly cast them a glance, turning the men nervous.

It seems they had found them; what a bummer. Alex quickly teleported himself and the two important people to him out of there.

He should've cast an illusion.

~Location Change~

After himself in a living room full of people, Alex sat on a couch while placing Jack on his lap.

'[God of Headpats], on.' He felt the holy power of headpats entering his body before his hands found themselves at Jack's head.

"Hmm~?" Eresh, who had long sat next to him, focused on the TV.

The News was open on the TV, and the headline was none other than a particular saint.

[Jeanne D'arc, someone suspected to be related to the Joan of Arc, has been spotted at a homeless shelter.] The headlines readout.

"Classic Jeanne," Alex muttered while focusing on his connection with the saint.

[Master?] He heard the voice of Jeanne in his head, seemingly troubled.

[Want me to teleport you out?] He asked directly.

[Yes, please.] Hearing her confirmation, Alex activated Infinity and found Jeanne in front of him.

Jack, who was curiously looking towards Jeanne, asked a question. "Mommy, who is she? A new Mother?"

No little Jack, she isn't a new Mommy. Well, not yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Her question caused Jeanne to focus on Eresh and Alex, assessing them up and down.

"Huh. I guess the stronger one has the dominant genes." The saint muttered her conclusion, noticing the similarity between Alex and Jack's hair. "I thought that your child would look more like you, though."

Her words caused Eresh to get startled, causing her to jump.

Alex, however, was very chill about this. "Me too," He said with a smile.

"How did she grow up so fast, though?" Jeanne ignored Eresh, her attention solely focusing on her Master.

"Magic,"

"That must've been convenient. My mother always told me how hard taking care of a baby was." Jeanne spoke with nostalgia.

"It was,"

"Why is Mommy like that? Is she sick?" Jack told Alex, noticing the red face of the goddess.

"Maybe. Lemme check." Alex said and extended his hand towards her forehead.

"Damn. You are burning, dear." Alex said with 'worry.'

Eresh suddenly looked up to him, her eyes as red as her face.

"I'll have my revenge."

It took quite some time to explain to Jeanne that Jack wasn't their daughter.

~Location Change & Time Skip~

The full moon was glistening in the air, its light shrouding two people. They were Artoria and Alex, who had come here upon the blonde's request.

"So... Why did you call me here?" The golden-eyed person said while watching the moon up above.

Only he and EMIYA knew what happened to the moon. Today he had to go up there to fix a part of it after a dragon destroyed it.

The King of Knights had a thoughtful look on her face before responding. "Do you know all about your summoning ability?" She asked.

Her question caused Alex to ponder. 'I haven't checked my summoning power at all.' He thought.

Eventually, he shook his head to her question.

"Well, this story might help you about that," Artoria said.

~Story Start~

Artoria Pendragon, more commonly known as King Arthur, stared at the river of blood and corpses around her.

[What would you do for your people?] A robotic voice spoke to her mind.

As the blonde king was too tired and on the edge of death, she thought it was her mind making things up. "Shut up."

[What if your wish was fulfilled?] As the words entered her ear, Artoria felt strength return to her body. [My Lord is all-powerful, there is nothing he cannot do.]

Artoria looked down, noticing the wounds on her body disappearing slowly. [There won't be any unfavorable effects, as well. Lord only wants a new toy for His new project.]

Artoria felt her stamina return back to her, her wounds almost fully healed now. [Would you become someone's Sword for your wish, Artoria Pendragon?]

Artoria looked up again, noticing a great golden eye looking down on her, no, the world.

The still-living soldiers around her quickly fainted from the sheer pressure the slitted eye gave.

Artoria used her healed body and got up from the ground. "Who are you?"

"I have been given many names. My favorite, however, is Jormungandr." A voice that almost destroyed her eardrums spoke.

While all of this was happening, Alaya and Gaia were panicking. Why was a godlike entity in their universe?!

"I..." Artoria stabilized herself with Excalibur. "...Accept." Instantly, she felt a piercing pain in her mind.

The blonde woman fell to her knees, holding her head. Even she, who had become almost immune to pain, could barely stand it.

However, she didn't let out a sound.

Minutes passed, Artoria not seeing the area around her rewind. The blood-stained grass turned green, the ashes disappearing and getting replaced with blooming flowers, the wind that previously carried the smell of iron and death causing the grass to sway.

Time moved back dozens of years, the cause of this incident disappearing as well.

Jormungandr had done His part. Now, he had to wait for his successor to make a move.

They would repay for their mistakes. No one breached His territory. He just wanted to get some enjoyment out of it while annihilating them.

~Story Finish~

"..." Alex, who had listened to Artoria with his full attention, couldn't find the right words to speak.

The man who had sent him here had granted Artoria her wish in exchange for lifelong servitude? What.

That hadn't happened to Nero and Eresh, so Artoria was definitely an unusual case.

Yet, what was the reason? The young god's brain went into overdrive.

Minutes passed in silence, Artoria getting worried when she saw smoke coming out of Alex's ears.

However, before she could ask if he was alright, the golden-eyed guy opened his eyes and spoke. "I'm fine."

After minutes for Arti and hours for Alex, the young serpent couldn't find any reason why Jormungandr would do this.

"Maybe I should summon Merlin. Maybe he knows something." Alex spoke out his thoughts.

Artoria visibly flinched when she heard the name, yet, she nodded her head. It seems this version of Arti didn't have the best relationship with the dick wizard.

Honestly, Alex thought Merlin was a cool guy. He wanted to ask him how to give and take people's dick's for quite some time now.

It would open so many new pranks!

"Well, since you called me to this place..." Alex suddenly laid on Arti's lap. "...It should be fine for me to sleep here, right?" He asked with a smile.

Indeed, Merlin and this bastard would get along well. Too well, perhaps.

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Arti: Artoria but shorter cause I can't be bothered to write the full name. It's also the nickname Alex gave to Arti.

A beautiful friendship will form between Alex and Merlin(s). Everyone shall get gender-bent!

Got full marks on the English exam, lol. This shitty fic helped me more than I thought.