[Chapter 47] my asshair can fix world hunger

Kiana will be in the harem.

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Watching from above a building, Eresh used her hand to block the dust that was threatening to enter her eyes.

She looked at the blue pillar of light on one side and the infinitely extending orange lances on the other.

"Nukes." She murmured before walking next to Jeanne. "Those guys are nukes."

"Mhm." The blonde saint nodded, her white battle dress fluttering from the wind.

After a few more seconds, a blue screen with the message "YOU WIN!" written on it appeared in front of them. Then, the system teleported them out of the match.

...

After the teleportation process ended, the team found themselves in a white room.

This place was the lobby.

[Congrulations, you received: 100 XP and a SUPER RARE Loot Box!]

Eresh ignored the message, instead choosing to open the chat.

She then promptly proceeded to close it, her hand hovering above the exit button.

The blonde looked at her friends and noticed them laying down on the white ground. "Get up, you lazy bums!" She shouted, yet her words went from one ear and went out the other.

She placed her hands on her hips and looked down on a certain someone with dark blue eyes. "Get up."

"No."

"Get up."

"No."

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"GET UP, YOU IDIOT!" Eresh finally snapped after minutes of back and forth, causing a stir in Alex's body.

"Fine." Sighing, the boy lifted his body and looked at her. Specifically, looking down on her. "Let's sleep, kay?" He ruffled her hair.

It was a habit he picked up not long ago, continuing to do it even after dozens of protests from its preys.

No one could stop the God of Comfort!

"Stop!" Eresh pouted, trying her best to escape from him. "I said stop it!"

"I refuse." Answering instantly, the boy exited the game just before Eresh did the same.

Watching from afar, Kiana and Jeanne chuckled at their antics. "I hope Captain never changes."

"Me too."

...

Exiting the futuristic VR capsule, the first thing Eresh did was close the stream in a fluster.

"That was so embarrassing." She mumbled, hands covering her face.

...

As Eresh was in her blushing frenzy, Alex walked out of the room. Yet another successful tease.

As he walked out of the room, the boy saw Merlin dragging a blonde man with an impressive body.

"Yo, is that Thor?" Alex asked the mage.

"Indeed." Merlin nodded before dropping the man. "I would've liked him more if he was a beautiful woman..."

"There are a lot of beautiful women in the fleet," Alex replied. "Go and fuck them if you want."

"Hoh. So you're finally permitting me to do it, Master?" Merlin answered with a grin. He had hit on a bunch of girls, of course, but his Master didn't know about them.

"As long as they aren't Nero, Eresh, Artoria, Jeanne, and Kiana." Alex nodded his head. "Go and do your thing, dick wizard."

A tick mark appeared on the magus' forehead, yet he didn't show it. "Thank you. I shall go, then." Just like that, the man burst into pink flowers and disappeared.

He didn't try to get back at him, as his Master had no shame. Even if he called out the boy's worst secrets, he would just look at him with a tilted head.

"Okay, so..." The white-haired boy looked down at the man. "If I remember correctly, you just woke up from your sleep, no?"

"Who are you?!" Thor asked as he backed away. "Where am I?!"

"Name is Alex, and you're at Avalon/Icarus," Alex answered before a screen for the outside world appeared next to him, showing a large fleet of spaceships hovering above a forest.

For Thor, the sight was scary. However, he didn't show it. His pride didn't let him.

"I have emotional telepathy, dumbass," Alex spoke with disappointment. "I'll give you to Steve; he will fix you up." the blue-eyed boy lifted the man with telekinesis.

"Wait!" Yet, no matter how much Thor shouted, it went from one ear and left the other.

...

"Yo, Steve!" Alex shouted as he barged into a room, seeing Tony giving Steve a shield and a gun.

Even after all these years, Steve still looked the same. That antiaging potion Alex gave him must've been effective.

"Hmm? What is it, Captain?" The tall man asked, his size dwarfing the white-haired boy.

Steve was 190cm (6'1"), while Alex was 170cm (5'6").

"Can you train him?" The blue-eyed boy asked while throwing Thor next to Steve.

'Please stop throwing me around!' Thor tried to get back up.

"Who is he?" Tony asked as he looked down on the blonde man.

"Thor, the Norse God of Thunder."

Thor finally stood up, his eyes looking down at the boy. "That's right." He nodded.

He was 200 cm (6'6"). (A/N: MC is a dwarf compared to the Avengers, bruh.)

Steve looked at the man up and down. "He looks arrogant and prideful."

"He is." Alex nodded.

"I see." Steve thought for a while before replying. "I'll get to it as soon as possible, Captain."

"Okay." Alex looked up at the confused man once again. "Tell him more about Avalon while you're at it."

Afterward, he disappeared, leaving Thor with Steve and Tony.

"Now that I think about it, those equipment need some testing, no?" Tony stated.

"Yeah."

...

The white-haired god opened his eyes as he looked around him. He was in an alley, and his form was that of a cat.

His fur was white, and his eyes were dark blue. His size was small, perfect for hugging.

Why was he in the streets? Well, Nero.

The small cat climbed a building with his paws. Before seeing Nero and Scathach shopping for clothes.

They didn't need to as he could make them, but whatever.

The small cat jumped towards the purple-haired woman.

...

Good night.