[Chapter 48] Date A Servant

Grammarly had a seizure halfway through the chapter. Sorry for the mistakes.

Title was given by spearsexual.

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After his shopping trip with Nero and Scathach, Alex went home and separated from the blonde emperor.

Now, he was watching Steve and Scathach 'train' Thor. Honestly speaking, he should call it torture now.

He also had those lessons from Scathach, but eventually, he lost the ability to feel pain or dissatisfaction. Because of that, it didn't feel like training at all.

Thinking back, this should've caused some anger in him, but he had lost the ability to feel that as well.

He would've said that "this was terrible" or that "he would get his revenge on that oversized lizard," but he didn't really feel that way.

He had lost the ability to feel all negative emotions, so he wouldn't be furious even if his lovers were killed in front of him.

His positive emotions were also limited, as Jormun didn't want his judgment to be affected by them.

So, with his new (for readers) personality, he wasn't human, mentally or physically. He didn't have morals, barely had any desires, and his emotions were heavily limited. Not only that, his body was just a mass of energy given form. He looked human just because his lovers were human.

Not only that, when he was connected to a Universe using [Spawn of Jormungandr], he would lose all of that as well, only doing whatever the former him wanted to do when activating it.

(A/N: Look at the status page if you want info about the skills.)

Looking at the deflated Thor, the boy closed his eyes. It seems Thor refused to let his pride go.

What a bummer. Now he had to go and take it out of him by force. He could just erase the man's pride with his Divinity, sure, but that wouldn't be fun.

He opened his eyes once again before teleporting next to the blonde man.

"Get up." He ordered before the man did exactly that. Confused, Thor looked down at his healed body. "Dodge." Chains appeared around Thor, trying to chain him down.

The man jumped back to avoid them, but even more appeared right behind him, tying him up.

"How am I supposed to fight against space bending chains?!" The blonde god angrily said.

"That's the thing. You don't." Alex replied before tightening the chains. "You will stay like this until you free yourself." He touched the man's forehead. "You will also shit yourself every 10 minutes."

"WHAT!?" The blonde struggled, yet the silver binds around him didn't budge. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

Alex closed his ears. "Are you deaf?" He sighed in disappointment. "I don't enjoy prideful people, so I need to remove it from you."

Thor paled as his stomach rumbled. "Wait, wait, wait! You can't jus–!"

"Trust me, I can." After saying that, the boy smiled at Scathach. "Wanna hang out?" He asked her.

Scathach looked at the poor excuse of a man before setting her gaze back to her Master. "Why not?"

"Great." Smiling, the boy grabbed her hand. "Let's go."

"Isn't this too sudden?" Scathach asked as she got dragged through the hallways.

"I suppose." The boy nodded. "I don't care, though."

"How irresponsible. Don't you have other things to do?"

The white-haired boy snapped a copy of himself to existence. "Do this..." He started giving the clone orders.

After a minute of listening, the clone saluted before disappearing. Only a select few people would know that he was a newly created clone, such as Nero, Artoria, EMIYA, etc.

"Well, come on." The blue-eyed boy looked at the woman. They were of similar height, so he didn't need to look down to see her. "Do you have anything you want to do?"

"You invite a lady out but don't have a plan?"

"Mhm." He nodded before thinking. "You like battles, no? Why don't we visit a place where you can battle to your heart's content?"

"I don't like battles," Scathach answered only to find herself dragged to a portal.

"Stop being a tsun-tsun," Alex said as the scenery around them changed. Now, they were in the middle of the ocean, yet they didn't sink.

"You want me to battle fish?"

"Mhm." Nodding, the boy created fish for them to fight. Of course, they weren't ordinary fish. That would've been an insult to Scathach.

He then limited his strength to be around her level and took out a copy of Gae Bolg.

"You aren't going to sit by and watch?" Scathach asked, surprised.

She had gotten used to his lazy behavior.

"I asked you to hang out, y'know?" Alex replied in a matter-of-fact tone. "I knew that you wouldn't enjoy the usual stuff people do when they hang out, so I decided on this."

"Knew is a strong word."

"I know that." The boy replied before letting her guard his back. "Let's have some fun."

"Battle maniac."

"Yep. I "definitely" am a battle maniac." Alex said with obvious sarcasm.

"You can be one."

"So you like battle maniacs? I'll keep that in mind."

"Stop arriving at conclusions!" The purple-haired woman took her anger out on a Kraken that tried to attack them.

"Hehe." Alex chuckled as he stabbed his spear to the head of a shark before suddenly dulling it.

With the now dull spear, the boy used the shark's body like a hammer.

BANG!

A whale was thrown to the skies, its body rupturing from within.

Swoosh!

Scathach sliced a catfish triple her size in half, the sheer speed the duo were moving at causing the fishes to get confused.

She suddenly stepped to the water below, hard. Ripples formed beneath her feet as she went under Alex's raised arm and positioned herself behind him, her back touching his.

"How long will we be here?"

"As long as you want."

"Don't you have family back home?"

"They already know that I was going to spend my time with you." He ducked, a shark that tried to bite him falling right in front of Scathach.

Swoosh!

She quickly stabbed it before pulling the red spear out, her mouth opening. "Uruz." Strength came to her body, yet another red spear appearing in her free hand as she used her mana to write Runes in the air.

"Kenaz." Her red eyes shined for a moment, her senses stepping onto new levels.

She gripped her spears tight, her palms paling as she stabbed a 60-meter whale with both of her spears, blood gushing out like a waterfall from its brain.

As she pulled her spears back, pink brain matter stained their blades, causing her to frown. However, she didn't have time to think about it as she sensed a Kraken trying to attack her.

Yet, that same Kraken was destroyed by a barrage of lances. "Tired?" The boy asked as he blocked the claws of a humanoid fish.

"I'm sad that all this food is going to waste."

"So you like seafood? Noted." The blue-eyed boy repelled the monster's attack before shooting towards it, the silvery blue lance in his hand stained with black blood.

He went through its head like a bullet, a shockwave appearing in the creature's forehead, rupturing the thing's skin and muscles.

The meat and crushed organs of the monster covered his clothes, yet they were eradicated the moment they touched his skin.

He levitated in the air as his red spear shined gloriously, its tip stained with blood. His left hand tightened its hold on the red spear before he disappeared from his spot.

He appeared behind Scathach before a blue tendril of energy emerged from behind him, to which he gave the silvery blue lance in his right hand.

A red tendril emerged from his back, to which he gave the red spear. Then, in his now free left hand, a futuristic red katana appeared.

Its sharp side was mat black, and its dull side was neon red. Crimson decorated the sword's black handle, and the crossguard that connected them was nothing but a black circle.

Afterward, a simple yet futuristic blue katana appeared in his right hand. Its cutting edge was mat black, and its dull edge was white. A neon blue line connected the two at the middle, going down to the sword's white handle decorated with black circles around it. The crossguard –if you could call it one– was transparent black, connecting the blade and the handle.

He gripped the swords tightly, his white hoodie drenched in blood brushing past Scathach's black skintight armor. Yes, he was wearing a casual outfit when fighting monsters. More specifically, he was wearing a white hoodie, blue jeans, and white sneakers.

Well, the original colors couldn't be seen because of all the blood, but that didn't matter.

His red sword glowed as it smoothly went through a big salmon, the blue blade quickly catching up to its twin. They hummed together, following the lead of their siblings.

Swing!

The blue-eyed boy stabbed the blue sword to a catfish before dulling its edge, letting him throw it into the air. Just as the beast started falling, the silver-blue lance behind him glowed, quickly stabbing the fish hundreds of times.

Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!

After whatever was left of the thing fell to the water below, Alex regrouped with Scathach.

"After you," he spoke. Giving the boy a nod, Scathach flexed her muscles. One of her spears disappeared as she placed her right foot in front of the other, slightly bending her back and focusing straight ahead.

Crack–

The air under her feet fractured–

–BOOM!

–Before she dashed towards the army of sea monsters in front of her, looking like an arrow. No, a spear. Quickly following behind the black and red blur, Alex pierced through the enemy ranks like a sword, leaving a red and blue trail behind him, the sound of his attacks appearing seconds after.

Even after limiting his strength to that of Scathach, he was much faster than sound.

Afterward, the two had fun. Well, what they thought of fun, anyway. The duo fought, talked, occasionally hugged, and even went as far as cooking in the middle of the battle.

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~A few days later~

Artoria and Jeanne sat next to each other on a bench, waiting for the arrival of a certain someone.

"Where is he..." Jeanne murmured as she leaned on her right hand, her light blue hoodie shaking from the sudden wind.

"He will probably come from behind to surprise us," Artoria replied as she brushed some hair behind her ear. Just as she finished her sentence, two arms hugged her shoulders from behind.

"Hey," the boy behind her called out.

"Hey," she answered before turning back to look at him. His blue eyes looked warmly at her, and the white scarf around his neck looked similar to her own, just different in color.

Alex then walked around the bench before arriving in front of the duo.

"Come," he said as he pulled them. "We have much to do."

"Like what?"

"Seeing you at a Ferris wheel," Alex replied to Artoria's question while walking to the sidewalks. "I have everything planned out."

"Is this supposed to be a date?" Jeanne asked as she walked with the white-haired boy.

"Yep."

"What about Eresh and Nero?"

"They don't care about it." Alex had long spoken to them about it, so he answered quickly. Actually, he hadn't spoken to them. Rather, they had spoken to him.

It was a simple questioning, and he had answered all of them honestly. Why should he lie, anyway?

As they walked, he didn't fail to notice the amount of attention he was gathering. The area they were in was famous for its young population, and the trio was quite popular even by celebrity standards.

Well, he owned this place, or more specifically, Eresh did.

As he went to the VIP entrance, Alex noticed even more odd looks from the people around him. He saw the uncomfortable expressions of Jeanne and Artoria, who both hid it perfectly. Even though he didn't care about the odd gazes, as he couldn't feel annoyed, he still chose to speed up his pace and dragged the duo, causing them to hold onto his arm from the abrupt burst in speed.

'Great,' Jeanne thought as they finally entered the amusement park. It wasn't her first time seeing one, but Alex had told them this place was special. She didn't know how, but he had never lied to her.

Just as she finished her thought process, Alex started dragging them again.

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Now, the chapters will be 1.5k words minimum. However, I can't guarantee the release times.

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