Side Story: mentally unstable invaders from another world (Part 1)

This is a collab chapter with spearsexual. His story is "Scathach in Multiverse." We wrote it together.

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~spearsexual's part~

This situation occurred when Scathach was playing with the powers of Angel: Sirin. To satisfy his interest, he tried to open a portal to another universe. When he entered the open portal, he found himself in New York. Tamamo also decided to jump with him. Looking around to understand what kind of world he was in, Scathach saw something that he definitely would not want.

- Fuck, Marvel. Well fuck it, I'm out of here.

-Master, what's wrong with this universe?

-Yes, everything is not so, here all the heroes behave like Chinese young masters. I would prefer to destroy this world altogether, but this is not my business, and we need to get out of here before my brain cells start to die off.

As he was about to take his feet out of this cursed world, he saw a character that should not be here. Using the technique of quiet steps, he instantly moved behind the back of the tall young man and grabbed him by the shoulder.

-Oi, blue doggo, how the fuck you are here?

-Who do you call doggo, bast-

When Cú Chulainn turned his head towards the "asshole" who dared to grab his shoulder, the one he saw simply could not register in his brain.

-Yes, right, it cannot be that I see Scathach Alter in front of me, this is nonsense.

Cu started rubbing his eyes as he really hoped he was dreaming. But no matter how much he rubbed them, the Grand Lancer did not disappear before his eyes. On the contrary, the more he did it, the stronger the grin on Scathach Alter's face became. His shock increased, even more, when he saw the mischievous fox with Shishou.

-Oi, are you done, doggo?

When Cu realized that the person in front of him was real, he was completely covered in sweat. The Scathach who was with him on the team was a real angel compared to the Scathach who stood in front of him.

Grabbing the blue doggo by the head, the purple-haired spearman's face turned into a sadistic smile. The other side only thought of one thing "I fucked up"

-Hmmm, I have a brilliant idea.

- Maybe not, Shishou?

-Maybe yes~

Changing the magic that already existed a bit, Scathach turned Cu into a blue dog.

Cú Chulainn just didn't even know what to say. Meeting his gaze with, now a very tall spearman, he heard him speak, while holding back laughter.

-Take me to your Master, doggie.

-Woof (bastard)

Bending down, Tamamo began stroking the dog's head, with the words

-Don't worry, we will help you find your Master.

At this moment, both just exploded with laughter.

-PFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

What blue doggo didn't know for sure was that the purple-haired sadist was recording everything that was happening. Naturally, he couldn't pass up such a perfect chance to mock his student.

Cursing his teacher inwardly, he decided to take him to the base. Let the others deal with him.

[Alex base]

Scathach, who was calmly doing her business, heard someone knocking on the door. When she approached and opened it, she saw a picture that shocked her: in front of her stood a servant, very famous in Throne of Heroes for his sadism, who was holding a kicking dog in his hands. For some reason, she guessed who this dog was.

-Yo, Scathach, I found a dog here without an owner, is it yours?

-Woof! (Shut up, fucker)

-Fufu, this dog is very naughty. Scathach, have you lost your grip?

~swordsexual's part~

Alex opened his eyes as alarm bells ringed in his mind. He opened a hologram to see the cause of it.

When he saw the source of the alarms, he held the blonde king in his arms closer. He wasn't scared; it was just his instincts kicking in.

He carefully tried to take Artoria off himself, yet awoke her in the process. The only reason the woman hadn't unsheathed Excalibur and rushed to the gates was because of the white-haired boy she was sleeping on.

"Let's check the new guy out," the boy said. Nodding, Artoria got off him and summoned her battle attire.

Just in case something went wrong.

SNAP!

With a snap of his fingers, the duo appeared in front of the purple-haired man. "Let's see..." Alex looked up information on the man. "You're Grand Lancer, AKA Scathach Alter, right? What are you doing here?" He then noticed the blue dog in Scathach Alter's arms. "Cu...?" Alex walked in front of the purple-haired man. "You gotta be kidding me."

"The one and only." Scathach Alter handed him the blue doggo. His size dwarfed Alex, so he had to look down on him.

Not only was Scathach Alter much taller, but he was also much more muscular.

By this point, the entire team had taken their stances behind Alex, watching the duo carefully.

Tension was in the air until a certain foxgirl came in front of the boy. Her hands moved to his cheeks before pinching them greatly. "Oh my. You're as cute as my Master in his shota form~."

'Not another Jeanne, please...' Yet, Alex's wish went unheard as the woman with fox ears started to pat his head as well. "Please stop," Alex asked nicely.

"No~"

'For fuck's sake...'

~spearsexual's part~

-Pffff, another story about a monster in the skin of a pretty-face boy. You know, it's pretty rude to test souls without their permission. Well, to some extent this is understandable, I am here without an invitation, so is my "popularity". By the way, did you see anything interesting?

-Yes, your soul is $ # $ @ $ # @ $ @

-Dafuq?

-Nothing. (Alex)

-Okay, not that I wanted to delve into any serious topics.

-What are you doing here, anyway? (Alex)

-Erm, to be honest - just entered the portal while experimenting with his new race.

Alex could only deadpan at him.

-Don't worry, I wanted to get the hell out of here the moment I saw the Stark tower. How are you doing here? Almost every hero is a Chinese young master.

-Yes, it seems to be normal, anyway, I can not experience negative emotions.

-OOOOOOOO, now I understand why you remind me of Bronya - both of you are kuudere. PFFFFFFFFF

While they talked about their adventures, one half-incubus returned to the base, unaware that he was heading for the monster.

When the violet-haired spearman felt the flower mage approaching, an expression of disgust appeared on his face.

-You ... You even have Dick Mage on your team.

-Yes, so what?

-Tamamo, we are leaving this world ASAP.

-Mou ~ I only started to have some fun ...

-Fun... Hehehehehe.

When Alex saw the sadistic expression in front of him, he almost felt sorry for Merlin, almost.

Spearman transformed into his female form, which surprised many, but Cu started laughing like a dog as he guessed what would happen next.

(Image here)

-Oya, master, we have such pretty guests. Milady, can you tell me your name?

Having made a gentleman's pose, Merlin could not notice how the "lady's" eyes began to glow from amusement.

(swordsexual: oh my...)

-Ugh, who are you talking to, homeless, are you lost? Look first at yourself, some female earrings, long hair, but what manners. They don't interest me at all. Hmph.

With a face full of disgust, Mobius flew away from Merlin and hugged Tamamo, who was holding back her laughter.

-And in general, I like the girl more. Although, if you cut off your unnecessary part, you look very much like a girl.

-Ugh.

Merlin was gobsmacked because no one ever had turned him like that. But when he looked around, he saw that everyone present was already crying from how long they had to hold back their tears. Especially the blue dog, which pounded on the floor with his paw laughing.

-Um, why are you laughing?

-Erm, Merlin that "lady" is Grand Lancer Alter Scathach.

Tamamo said with a sadistic smile, and "Mobius" began to transform into a tall, purple-haired guy with a mocking smile on his face.

-Pfffffffffff, you should see your face, Dick Mage. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

~swordsexual's part~

Alex looked at the disgusted expression of Merlin. He might've enjoyed this a little.

Okay, he had definitely enjoyed this.

Scathach Alter then walked before him. "How about becoming named brothers?"

"I just met you."

"Look, you don't have much experience in life while I'm several thousand years old." Scathach took a breath. "Moreover, with your... mental condition, it'll be difficult to find entertainment."

"I can just give myself serotonin–"

"And, I can help you find ways of entertainment."

"I'm not a sadis–"

"Not only that, we're two sides of the same coin. You, for creation. While I, for destruction." SA (Scathach Alter) leaned on a wall nearby. "I can destroy stuff for you while you create shit for me."

The boy thought for a bit. "Are you like Jeanne?" He didn't want any more headpatters.

"What?"

"Answer."

"Of course not."

"Okay then." Alex nodded his head. "I accept."

"Great!" SA gave him a small pile of metallic balls. "Can you create souls for them?"

"Okay." A lot of gas entered the balls.

"Thanks, brother!" SA said in an overly sarcastic tone.

"Don't call me that."

"What's wrong, brother?"

"Fuck you."

"Yaoi and incest? That's one hell of a combination."

Alex just blankly stared at SA and then at the three blondes behind him. "I am not gay."

"Jeez, you can't even differentiate sarcasm now? Your case is worse than I thought."

"..." Alex tilted his head. "So, with your logic, I should call you Onii-chan?"

"..."

In another multiverse, a particular loli foxgirl suddenly felt fury.

"Got it, Onii-chan."

"You really have no shame."

"You're right, Onii-chan!"

"Fuck off."

"You can fuck off yourself, Onii-chan!"

"Gladly." SA quickly grabbed Tamamo before opening a portal. "If you still call me that when we meet again, your ass will be in danger of ice spears!"

"I'm not into anal sex, Onii-chan!"

"Ugh!" SA disappeared after. The man couldn't handle the amount of cringe he was receiving.