Robots

Lazuraz pov

After getting back and killing off the people who were heading towards my village I decided to just seal off the north side of the island, mantle is near the south so I can't get to the city, but I can get a couple tens of the independent villages and some of the mines.

With the Regeneration skill they shouldn't be able to take down the wall, and because I created some more farms the wall is increasing in density by the minute, so I should be fine, they may notice the wall and try to break through but they won't get far and flying over it is a no go because I'll just rip the ships from the sky and absorb them.

Anyway, I was checking out the secret base again and found something interesting, So right below level zero, where I was being held is a secret compartment that held a super high-tech laboratory and a single human-sized capsule pod in the middle of the room.

There are a couple of stasis pods as well that hold what I'd assume to be failed experiments because they somehow look uglier than me. They literally look like extraterrestrials from HP Lovecraft or something.

But they don't really matter.

As the capsule in the middle is letting out a large amount of energy, so I'd think it would be powerful. I extend my body through the room and start assimilating it all leaving only the podium untouched.

Once finished I move one of my thick tentacles towards the console and plugin.

'YoRHa No.2 type B?' that's the name of the file holding information on what's in the pod. Seems like that Ironwood guy was trying to create robots that had an aura and human emotions. This one was a partial success but after the 5th iteration was created they stored this one away and kept it locked down here.

'So it has an aura but no emotions?'

'You would think that would be better for soliders'

'Whatever, his loss'

The bot has some pretty good equipment and powers.

Enough strength to easily lift over 10 tons

Fast enough to casually dodge bullets from fucking laser guns

Can tank this world's equivalent of ballistic missiles and armor-piercing cannons

And can process and perceive information at 10^¹⁶ faster than the human brain, but then again it's a robot so that makes sense.

A curved long sword called Type 3. faith, that has a mode where it can vibrate at high enough frequencies to phase through physical matter. It can also absorb kinetic energy and shoot it back at five times the strength.

A giant black steel, 8ft tall hammer, called V4. Durugin, that has the ability to shift its weight ranging from light as 10 LBS to as heavy as 3Tons, in addition, It is nearly indestructible and has the ability to create mini earthquakes by sending concentrated vibrational waves into the ground.

An AI companion called a pod that acts as the robots navigator, and hacker, pretty much does anything that the main bot can't do, although it does come equipped with twin homing missile pods on each side of the rectangular body, and the underbelly has Overt Omnidirectional Hover Plates, or OOHP for short.

All in all, it can take on an army of Grimm and win easily, so why did they stick it in here? I have no idea.

I start messing with its core programming, mostly just deleting random junk but leaving everything that has to do with weapons and combat knowledge because I don't know how to code, and I come across a file called M.PD.SI

'Modify, program directive, serve individual'

'Delete'

Now it has no registered master, and no objective to complete, pretty much just a blank slate. And I plan to take full advantage of that, at first I was just going to devour it, but instead, I will just use it as my main body when going outside the bounds of my domain.

'Time to open this baby up'

I click the button that says open and the pod rises up from its podium and stands at full length, the doors slide open, and a hissing sound escapes from the inside as mist pools on the floor and masks the contents of the pod.

My excitement peaks as the mist slowly dissipate and reveals

My

New

Body?

[A/N: It's legit just 2B's body]

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*Sigh*

What the fuck is this?

No seriously what the fuck is this?

Which horny mother fucker thought it was a good idea to create a death machine that could destroy a city within mere days and make it look like a hot anime girl?

Maybe it was to distract the enemy and make them lower their guard or something? Who am I kidding they most definitely beat their meat to this model more than once.

Now I may have used female hosts before, but that was to torment and break my victim's minds because their brains are a lot more savory and filling when flooded with chemicals, but I never planned on staying in one.

*Sigh*

It's fine, I'll just modify the body and make it male

[Impossible]

Excuse me what?

Say that again?

[It is not possible to modify this body]

Fine, I'll just assimilate it and take its skills and stats, with that robot brain I might be able to just build my own bot.

[Impossible]

You wot m8?

Why?

[Because this automaton has traces of Void-Ong integrated into its cybernetic molecular structure]

What the hell is Void-Ong?

[A metal native to the other side]

What other side?

[Unable to answer, your administrator-level is not high enough]

Goddammit, every fucking time.

Fine, I'll just leave it here and come back later

[Impossible]

I fucking hate you

[Host has been commanded by ∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ to use this body to complete stage's 2 and 3]

Ayo, tell the boss that I want overtime for this

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[∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ has sent you a gift]

[Host has received Skill Tier one Mind Magic]

Meh, it'll do for now

so what's included in tier 1 magic?

[Basic psyche suggestion, and minor hypnosis]

Wait, if that's tier-one then how many tiers are there?

[527^⁹⁶⁴⁷ tiers]

Holy shit

How, just how

[Every aspect of reality can be modified through magic]

Well, hot damn,

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What a cheap ass

There are over 100 trillion tiers and the boss only gave me one? If this job didn't let me do literally anything I wanted I would have quit by now.

Maybe I should form a union

Oi system you'll join right?

[No]

Whatever, be a slave to the big man then, see if I care.

[∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ has sent you a gift]

[Host has received inventory]

Bribery won't work on me bitch

[∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ has revoked system privaldges]

OKAY OKAY CHILL

Damn, it was just a joke

[∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ has reinstated system privaldges]

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Still a bitch tho

[∄ↅ∆∝∔∙∝∔ↅ has re-

WAIT

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-Later-

I was just checking out the other system and commands this robot hand just trying to find something, I don't know what but I knew there was something, and I was overjoyed to find the robot had a second configuration.

"Thank god" I sigh in relief as I select the second form known as 9S.