Dear Goddess Ruby... SHUT UP

Pitch black. Nothing but pitch black. Yay. Soo much fun. Great... NOT. I clenched my fist in anger and embarrassment. Someone's face was buried right into my chest.

The lights suddenly turned on and I was completely blinded. I put my hands up to protect my eyes. However, when I finally fixed my vision, Kia and Carnie were standing right over me, staring.

What did I do???

Answer: Calvin's face was in my chest. And boy was Carnie mad!

I tried pushing him off of me, but he was simply too heavy!

"I-it's not what it looks like. I swear," I stammered, my red face turning to a deeper shade of red.

"Oh?" Carnie crossed her arms. "I'd like you to tell me what's going on then."

"Be quiet. Let me sleep," Calvin said, finally getting up.

However, like in Fairy Tail, people ALWAYS put their hands where they shouldn't. A fine example right here.

As he got up, his hand landed straight where his face used to be.

"You-you baka!!!!" I screamed, hitting him over and over with my tiny little fists.

"What did I ever do to y-?" His voice trailed on as he finally realized where his hand was.

"S-sorry. I didn't mean it," he said, giving me an innocent smile.

I turned away from him and ignored all his cries and apologies.

"Where are we?" I asked, rubbing my fist.

"Don't know," Calvin responded with a cheeky smile and a HUGE bump on his head.

"Then don't answer." I turned away from him and sighed, taking in the scenery around us.

White ground, white ceiling, white walls. EVERYTHING WAS WHITE!!!!!!

"OMG. Like, I think we died," Kia said, chewing on her gum loudly.

"Yeah, no duh," Carnie said, flipping her hair, hugging Calvin.

Welcome, otherworld travelers.

"Who said that?" James asked, speaking for the first time we arrived here.

'Tis I-

"Yeah, yeah. Goddess who summons us here, can you tell us what's the situation?" I rolled my eyes. This is sooo cliqued.

A young girl walked right out of the shadows, glaring at me. Like, what did I do?

"As I was about to say, before SOMEONE interrupted me, the girl over there is right. You all died," she shrugged as if dying was nothing.

"Explain how," I said, smiling as calmly as I could.

"You died. Is there anything to explain?" She smirked at me as if she was saying "Ha, whatcha going do about it?"

Of course, I did the unthinkable, or according to me, justice. I spanked her butt.

"You just can't shut up can you, Goddess who can't shut up," I said between spanks.

"Forgive- ouch! -me! I'll -ouch! -tell you every -ouch! -thing!"

A goddess begging at my feet; haven't seen those in a millennium.

"So, then speak!" I tried to act commanding, but that clearly didn't work. She looked so scared of me. What was wrong?

"W-well, those 4," she pointed at Calvin, James, Kia, and Carnie with a quivering finger. "Messed up and big some big-time enemies."

"That one," she looked at Calvin. "Was shot to death by a sniper."

"The other boy," the goddess turned to James. "Was killed by an assassin."

"The other 3 girls were killed by a timed bomb which caused the ceiling to fall on all of you," she said, looking nervously at me.

"Why don't we remember any of this?" Kia asked.

"Because it all happened simultaneously," she said, smiling as if dying is a fun sport.

"What?" Carnie, James, Kia, and Calvin all said in unison.

"Fine, but then why'd you summon us at the same time as well?" I asked.

"I was only told by His Greatness to summon his little sister, but all 4 of you were there at the same time," she quivered.

"What's your name, little one?" I said, looking at her.

Her eyes sparkled for a second like she saw an actual goddess, the complete opposite of her. :))

"I-I, my name is Ruby, your Imperialness!" she said, kowtowing to me.

"I-Imperialness?! That wretch? That's a hilarious joke!" Kia laughed, but her laughter slowly died down. "What?"

"This "wretch" has more power and more authority than you here and in the world I'm sending you to. I suggest you watch your words carefully," Ruby said, with a murderous aura.

What do you know? The goddess who can't shut up can be useful sometimes. And wait, did she say that she's sending us to another world?!

YES!!!!!!

But I was kinda curious. There are 5 of us that died, yet only one was supposed to be summoned. Who was supposed to be summoned? But forget about that. The big question is "Where are we getting summoned to?"

I asked the "goddess" where we were going. Her response almost killed her.

"Fiore."

I blinked. "Excuse me?"

"Fiore."

"Like, Magnolia, Fiore?"

I was getting really excited, practically bouncing on my toes. Would it come true? Would I really enter my favorite anime of all time?

"Um, yes. Why do you ask?" She tilted her head slightly as she searched my face for an expression.

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!" I squealed. Kia, Carnie, James, and Calvin all covered their ears.

I jumped up and down like a little excited 6-year old.

"We're going to Fairy Tail!!!!" I grabbed the "goddess" and shook her madly.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!"

The "goddess" became really dizzy from all the shaking.

"Y-y-you're welcome," she said, trying to find her balance.

"So, do we, like, get powers or something?" Carnie asked, crossing her arms.

"Of course. Just say, 'Status Board' and something will show up."

We all said 'Status Board' and these weird boards all showed up.

"Of course, you should all start at Level 1..." Her voice trailed off as she saw my status.

"HOLY CRAP!!!!"

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Okay, so the status boards for the other 4 characters will be shown here, because, they're not as important. =>

Kia: Level 1; Ice Magic

Carnie: Level 1; Plant Magic

Calvin: Level 1; Fire Magic

James: Level 1; Water Magic

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"Your status is crazy! Your level is higher than God's and Acnologia's combined!!!!" she scream-whispered.

She gasped as she compared my status board to me.

"I think you were the one who was supposed to be summoned."

"I don't think so," I protested.

"Look! That's not even my name!"

Urako Yume Dragneel ( Roselia Yuri White ):

Level 9,213,568; N/A;

Title: Goddess of magic

"I mean, what's up with the title?" I laughed.

"The status boards are never wrong, though!"

The goddess started muttering to herself.

"Then how do you explain the name and the title?"

"The title is easy to explain. It's because all your magic capabilities are all maxed out and there's too many of them to fit on the status board."

She just shrugged at me and continued muttering.

"How does that happen?" I asked.

"When you can do every type of magic."

I liked how she answered so calmly as I was freaking out. Ah.... isekai is fun!!!

She snapped her fingers and turned to me.

"I know why the names are wrong."

Her eyes lit up and stuck her nose up in the air as if she was showing off she was smart.

"Do tell why," I said, crossing my arms, waiting for her answer.

"Either, 1. Xia Xi isn't your real name or 2. You don't belong on Earth, came from Fiore, and Urako Yume Dragneel was your real name."

I facepalmed.

"So you're telling me, either way, my real name is Urako Yume Dragneel. Great. However, I've heard of the term Dragneel before. I wonder where..."