First Grimm and Human Encounter

'thinkings'

"talking"

-TimeSkip-

[system] (A/N: non sentient)

{Skills}

Sanus, Kingdom of Vale, Island of Patch: Abandoned Hoffnung Residence(Current Spawnpoint)

3/4/20XX, 11:49 AM

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=MC POV=

SMACK!

"OW! The fuck happen-?! Huh, why am I on the floor? Oh, I rolled in my sleep, *sigh*, guess I really wasn't dreaming." I looked around my surroundings to find the living room to still be in the same state as I left it, a total mess.

*groans* "Crap, I still have to clean all of this up and head into the village on the map to grab some supplies, hell, I might as well look for a family to adopt me. Heh, as if, although if someone was to offer the choice I'd accept it, I could benefit a lot from. Maybe I could even start anew and become a new person." As I was monologuing to myself, a cute loud bark snapped me out of my stupor. Said bark coming from Graue who was sitting in front of an empty bowl near the kitchen while wagging his tail.

"Hungry little guy?" *barks* "*chuckles* Guess you are now, just wait a minute I'll get you some of yer food and water." I said as I went towards the kitchen and grabbed a can of dog food from the cupboards. I then went towards the young Alaskan Malamute looking dog who was looking at the can with stars for eyes and put the the contents of the small can in the bowl in front of him.

As soon as the can became empty the little guy began to chow like no tomorrow and made little to no mess in the process as everything was devoured by him.

"Wow, you really were hungry. Come on, let's get you some water." I said as I grabbed his empty bowl and went towards the kitchen. "Huh, house still got working filtration and plumbing, neat." I washed the bowl, and poured some water in it for the pup. After I put the water on the floor on the same location as before he began to slowly drink the water.

While the dog was busy, I grabbed a bagel that was in the still working fridge and went towards the living room to clean up the place.

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=35 minutes later=

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"~Wake up at 11:30

Feeling like a bag of shit (oh no!)

All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit

Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup

OMG, that is just my luck

Look in the mirror say: "What's up you useless fuck?"

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (ah, ah)

Staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling go away

But it won't go away!

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us what you feeling)

Well I feel like shit

Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (oh shit)

Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (oh shit)

All day, all shit

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us what you feeling)

I'm feeling like shit~

Woo, finally done with this chore. Gotta hand it to Bo Burnham to make enjoyable comedic songs to listen to while doing chores. " I said as I put away the broom I was holding into the little closet under the staircase.

After putting away the rest of the things I used, I took a look at my handiwork, the entire room that looked like it was raided earlier now looked like a 4 star condo. A huge couch, a small coffee table, a large 70' inch plasma screen TV with Dustflix (Remnant's version of Netflix), and some other ornamental commodities like vases and such.

After finally being satisfied with the sight, I then head upstairs to grab some lien in the bedroom I found and the .45 Hardballer pistol I found earlier. Going into the bedroom, I went to the drawers and searched it for every bit of lien I could find. As I was searching the drawers, I unexpectedly found a hidden compartment that contained a small wooden chest which was wrapped in an old slightly yellow, white linen.

Curious, I grabbed the chest that was very heavy for my body and put it on the bed and unwrapped it, as I opened the chest what I found made me dumbstruck. "Why the fuck is the Holy Hand Grenade here in Remnant? It's even with the instructions written on an old school scroll from the middle ages as well." I blurted aloud as I looked over the contents of the small chest, adorned with a red silk like cloth with religious designs, there laid in the middle of it a golden orb with ornate designs and a cross for a pin. "I guess I have a possible way to kill Salem now at least." I said as I put it back where I found it.

As I was making a lil bit more preparations for when I go out in a few minutes, I found a cool looking cream colored cow boy hat with a brown scaled lining with what looks like a tooth of a demon in the bedroom's closet as well as a long red trench coat. "Cool, the hat looks like Faust and this coat looks like Dante's. Whoever lived here before could possibly have been a reincarnator as well, or maybe just a big coincidence."

I grabbed the hat and lien I found and hat as well to at least protect me from the hot sun and went downstairs where I found Graue happily playing with a chew toy. "Hey lil bud, wanna go outside with me?" *Bark!* "I'll take that as a yes."

After making sure I had everything I needed which was, a map, the gun I found and a couple extra mags, lien, a backpack filled with a some snacks, and Faust. Yes I named the hat Faust 'cause it just looks so much like the game one. "All right, let's go, Graue."

Graue bolted outside while I made sure to grab the keys of the house and then locked and closed the door, I put on Faust which then unexpectedly summoned a glittery tattered short red scarf around my neck. "Huh, neat. The scarf's comfortable and seems to even cool me down." I said to myself not expecting the hat to do anything at all before.

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=10 minutes of walking later=

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It's been ten minutes since I left the house and followed the path on the map to the nearby village, since then nothing's happened at all.

'It's actually kind of nice walking along a path in the forest without almost any care in the world, it's really refreshing. I don't know the last time I had a time this peaceful outside.' I thought to myself as I enjoyed the peaceful atmosphere of nature.'

*bark bark!* ahead the path I saw Graue chasing a butterfly as it playfully sometimes lands on his nose.

*small distorted growl*

'This is the life, birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the forest is frowling-'

"Huh, forests don't growl like that, what the heck was that-?" I asked aloud only for my gut to tell me to quickly duck, and I'm glad I did so as when I looked up behind me, there was a large black wolf-like creature with bony plates on it's head and orange eyes glaring at me as if saying 'How dare you dodge'.

"Oh FUCK A BEOWOLF!" I exclaimed as I quickly drew the pistol I brought earlier and tried to aim it at the soulless monstrosity only for it to quickly charge towards me again while roaring loudly.

I side-stepped just in the nick of time as it scratched my side a little, although the wound's not severe it still stings a bit. "FUCK!" I exclaimed as Graue who heard the roar and my shout before appeared from behind one of the bushes and started barking at the Beowolf. The Beowolf that was focused on me who was wounded, heard the barks and looked amused at the young juvenile that looked like one of his kin was trying to fight him.

As the Beowold was distracted I took the chance and shot an Ice Dust round at it's feet and then quickly fired random bullets at it's neck and chest. The Beowold, who looked at me with rage for catching it off guard and for being distracted by a lower life form, slowly died from the severe wounds it sustained from being shot multiples times by my pistol. As it died, it's body slowly evaporated into black particles into wind leaving nothing behind.

*panting* "Holy shit, that was exhilarating. I almost died there, I better hurry up and go now before it's pack comes here." I said to myself as I took off the shirt I was wearing and wrapped it around the scratch wounds.

"Thanks for distracting him bud, I'll give you a treat later, for now let's hurry up and leave the place." I said to Graue as he happily barked and sprinted following me towards the village that was a good few minutes away if I ran fast enough.

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= a few minutes later =

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*Panting* "Holy hell, my body's feelin like wet noodles right now. I wanna lay down and take a rest. Ahh, my back's really killing me, the scratch that beowold did isn't helping either." I said out loud as I stretched my back and sat on a large rock beside the road heading to the village. "At least the village is near now, I can already see its walls and some guards."

I took off my backpack and took out a small bag of trail mix I brought as well as a lil bit of jerky I found. "C'mere boy, here's some jerky." I called to Graue who took the jerky from my hand and laid down next to the rock I was sitting on. As I slowly ate the mix of nuts and berries, a voice spoke from behind me which made me quickly stand up.

"Are you my brother?"