Sharin-gone

*Puuuchi!*

Michael's hand bursts through Itachi's chest, tearing out his heart and spine in one fluid motion, splattering Sasuke with blood as he crushes the vital organ.

"BLLLALAUGH..." Itachi gurgles as he vomits a mouthful of blood. He struggles a a bit on Michael's arm, trying to dislodge it from his chest, but soon goes limp from bloodless and lack of oxygen to the brain.

"IIITTAAACCCHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Sasuke roars, shocked and conflicted by the sudden turn of events. He wanted to kill his brother, but even more than that, he wanted to know why Itachi had killed his family... Why he'd offered himself to save Sasuke!

"YOU SCUM! I'LL KILL YOU!" he shouts as he forces himself to his feet, his eyes bleeding as he gains the third tomoe of his Sharingan. He runs through a number of hand signs and exclaims, "GREAT FIREBALL JUTSU!"

*THWWOM!*

The entire hallway explodes into flames, incinerating the flimsy wooden walls and even spreading to the building next to the hotel, civilians and patrons scream as they run for safety, but Sasuke ignores it all, searching for his opponent through the fire.

"Man, are you trying to turn your brother to ashes?" Sasuke turns around, spotting Michael at the stairs with Itachi and Naruto over his shoulders, "I get wanting to kill your teammate but dude, chill out."

Sasuke's eyes widen, he'd completely forgotten about Naruto when he made his attack, but why did the stranger save him? Was he from Konoha? He shakes his head, "You had no right to kill him! HE WAS MINE! IT WAS MY REVENGE!"

"If you want to stick his body a couple of times go ahead, it's not like he was the one who committed the massacre anyway." Michael shrugs, "He was given the order by Danzo, a Council Elder anyway," he chuckles, "You should see his arm, covered from wrist to shoulder in Sharingan."

"You-, you're lying!"

"Why'd your brother try to save you then? Why would he leave only you? For power? Don't make me laugh." Michael drops Itachi's corpse and Naruto's body on the floor before beginning to grin his shoe into the dead Uchiha's face. "You're both pawns to be used up."

"Stop."

"Would you even do anything if I killed your teammate?"

"Stop."

"No right? Because you're pathetic... In fact, let me just show you." Michael says, pointing his hand at Naruto's unconscious body and conjuring fire. "If only you were a better friend than you were a brother."

"STOP!"

*SHOOOM!*

Flames envelop Naruto's body and Michael immediately has to lean backwards to avoid Sasuke's flying kick, the boy left a trail of blood in the air from his eyes but they weren't ready yet.

He turns and blocks four rapid strikes of the Uchiha, the boy's techniques not working as they usually would. His Intercepting Fist style was designed around his perception being faster than his opponent, making it pretty useless against Michael, who beat him handily in all aspects. (FYI, I have no idea if style this is cannon but it makes too much sense to not include...)

"Come only I just killed Naruto, is that the best you've got!? If heim and your brother weren't enough, how about I go for that Pink-haired chick next!?" Michael taunts and Sasuke's attacks speed up.

"I wouldn't kill her quickly though, I hear Kunoichi are the best lays, think Sakura will call your name when I take her!?"

"DIIIE! CHIDORI!" Sasuke roars, but miscasts his jutsu in his rage and accidentally causes it to explode in both of their faces.

*BOOM!*

*Cough, Cough, Cough*

Michael walks over to the slightly scorched Uchiha and lifts him up from his neck before staring into his rapidly spinning Sharingan. "I'll send Sakura your regards when I pay her a visit. Maybe I'll make your cyclops teacher watch as I take her."

"AAARRRGHHH!!! DIIIE!" Sasuke screams, his eyes evolving and immediately casting Amaterasu in Michael's face... But the Daedric Lord just opens his mouth and breathes the flames in, afterwards burping some smoke in the horrified Uchiha's eyes. "Thanks for playing."

*Thud!*

Michael makes his way out of the flaming building with the unscratched Naruto, scorched Sasuke, and dead Itachi slung over his shoulders. He felt like a storage mule to be frank, regardless, he wasn't going to doom this world like he had many others. It needed Sasuke and Naruto to fight against the Otsutsuki's, so keeping them alive was obvious.

"You guy's finished yet?" he asks as he walks into a flooded clearing, Saeko's clothes were torn, scratched, and wet, but she'd apparently won the battle against Kisame. She was resting her foot on his face with her blade sticking out from his neck, in her hand was the squirming form of Samehada, the most powerful blade of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist.

"Should be, I'm just trying to get control of this thing. It's about time I get a pet, you have Darth, Megumin has that undead cat, and even Tiffania has Derflinger nowadays..."

*SQQUUEEE!*

Samehada struggles harder, as if it understood her intentions.

"You're not getting away, you ether listen to me and submit or I'll start testing just how durable you are." she threatens the living shark-sword.

"Hey, where's Megumin?"

Saeko shrugs, "She went back to our room after getting soaked. This guy liked to throw around multiple tsunami's worth of water." she gestures at Kisame's corpse.

"What're you gonna do with those three?"

"Well, I've still got to cash in Tsunade's favours. Fancy some ocular upgrades?"

She grins, "Definitely."

After they leave, a large man with white hair and an unconscious girl on his shoulder steps onto the ruins of what was once the hotel with wide eyes, "Ehhhh!? Naruto!? Naruto!? What have you done now!?"

He jumps around the area but only spots the corpse of Kisame, the man's robes alerting him that the Akatsuki had almost certainly captured his student...