The Alternate - 2

The second chapter of the Old Hunters Royale.

Read for fun or SKIP.

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"One For all"

"And All For Eggs"

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(Boys Toilet)

The lovely sign came into the picture as the trio took a right and cut a corner.

Jonathan shoved the door open and strode first into the toilet, his oblivious attitude accidentally rendered him in breathing the usual odor which school toilets reek of.

"*Barf* Eh?... It's decent than before"

Jonathan snapped as he learned the smell idling inside his respiratory system wasn't as bad as it was before.

"Of course it is!! now friggin move, this dude's taking advantage of us right now"

Jin screeched, his face hidden behind the partway opened door, Toby hung loose in between the doorway, half of him inside and the other outside.

They had been hauling him from the classroom to the boy's toilet. Worth a morning's walk you could say. Dragging the entire 65 kg fop by themselves and over the stairways as well wasn't a lenient mission. It was the opposite of easy because It was arduous.

"He's unconscious"

was what Jin said when Jonathan inquired of him about the fop between them. But Jonathan had repudiated the certainty that he had kicked him hard.

He submitted the fact that it was sure that he felt the balls but at the same time consented that his leg's exploration of the balls wasn't in-depth. At least not to that latitude that it would give rise to the circumstance where Toby falls into a trance or a frigid sleep.

Jonathan spun and freed the door deadlock, making space for Jin and Toby's other half to settle inside the toilet.

The duo had virtually stridden into perfect approval if it wasn't for stupid Toby himself giving him away with an intractable snicker.

Which was an accident from Toby's side.

A Grave One.

If the scene was in slow motion then Jonathan and Jin would've been in perfect sync when they raised their head, stared at each other, and finalized their stare at Toby.

As if telepathically foreseeing what they should do, Jin and Joe nodded to each other. Jonathan was the one to mouth something without letting his voice vacate.

Jin instantly caught a hint of what Jonathan was mouthing and nodded a bit more, this time with a bit of vigor and excitement bouncing with his head. His fervor brought verification to Jonathan that his friend understood the mission.

"In 3, 2, 1"

"DROP HIM!!"

"THROW HIM!!"

"Eh?"

"Eh?"

"Eh?"

The third "Eh?" breathed through Toby as he gaped at them in fear.

"What the hell were you gentlemen plotting to do to me?"

Eventually, they decided to drop him.

"OWW!!"

Toby yowled when his bottom hit the door frame.

Jin and Jonathan snapped their heads back again, reiterating their sync and returning their glances to Toby, whose legs were wide open on the doorway, one inside and the other outside.

"Plan A failed"

said Jonathan.

"Plan B, Heaven's door to egg dom"

said Jin.

*SLAM*

As soon as the door slammed down on his ding-dong, Toby counted it as the second time on that day, the second time when he realized how powerless he was.

"He's unconscious isn't he?"

Jin queried.

"Yes he is"

Joe retorted with a maniacal smile.

"Then our suffering wasn't in vain brother"

Jin retorted with one of his ironic smiles.

Jonathan, "*snort* Yeah... Kekek"

Jin, "I hope he isn't a eunuch by now."

Jonathan, "I hope that as well."

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After an ultimate skirmish, the tandem survived to yank Toby up, amble on the wet tiled toilet floor, open another door to the privy, close the open privy seat, settle him on top and let him sleep.

Jonathan held the door open for Jin. Jin who made sure that Toby didn't fall off, ensured the final time that his friend was still alive as he pulled out his fingers that were below Toby's nose.

"People say I care too much"

said Jin as he nodded to Jonathan to close the door.

~How ironic do you want this to be?~

~YES!?~

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Seven urinals, seven of them, were each separated faultlessly along a line, each having a wood board that encompassed the user till their neck.

Well, it concealed Jin till his neck and he was 6ft 2.

Jin stepped onto the centermost urinal, which uniquely had a mirror above its flush tap. Boys typically hustled into the toilet for this mirror. Every hour you'll find dozens of them inside the bathroom, idling for their turn to groom their hair to quintessence.

The preparations for the festival the next day might've piqued the interest of the boys because Jin couldn't find anyone else apart from them inside the restroom.

But to Jin, it was just another mere mirror. He always had an outstanding perception of his appearance engraved into his intellect the moment he leaves home for school.

Jin was doing what he had to do, while behind him stood Jonathan, staring at a cockroach swiveling around his legs.

"Quick Jin, I can't clench it down anymore"

Jonathan spoke, his eyes still following the cockroach around.

"Joe... There are 7 of them!!. seven bruh!!!"

"I don't care!!. Standing on the 4th one bestows me an emotion of equanimity and collectedness in my mind. NO CAP!!"

~Yea, he's a maniac and just wants to relish being in the middle, because he thinks the world revolves around him when he pees in the 4th one. :) ~

Jonathan's sight darted back to the cockroach after shooting a glance towards Jin's blonde hair.

"How do you even make your hair stand like that..."

Joe's words cut off as his intellect yelled at him to cease. But it was just in vain by the time he recognized his blunder.

"AHHH... Outstanding Question"

"No..."

Jonathan was still in denial.

"I fucked up... Big time"

Jonathan mumbled.

"YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME!!"

Toby's yell echoed deep inside from the privy.

*DOOM*

"First start by getting a haircut that is shorter on the sides and longer in the front.

Next, if you want a temporary color option then use a white/silver colored spray for coloring your hair because it's better for this type of hairstyle. For a permanent option, bleach your hair, in my case, it wasn't necessary coz you know mine's blonde from the day I was born.

If you have dark black hair, leave the roots dark for a striking effect. Make sure to shampoo your hair after bleaching.

Next up, comb the front (bangs) and sides of your hair downwards. When you reach the top section of your head, start combing the strands upwards. You need to blow dry your hair while combing.

Next, coat your hair strands with a holding spray, gently lift them and make them point upwards. Remember to always angle your hair to the left. Thereafter, spike the top of your hair and bangs using more hair spray and a blow dryer. Finish off the look by misting a hair spray on the spikes."

*Wink*

"And that's how you get Kakashi hair or for example Jin Wracks hair."

Jin whirled around, to his surprise Jonathan's wide-eyed stare welcomed his frame of vision as if he had seen a ghost.

~Jonathan left the chat... along with his body~

~Jonathan has successfully ascended, Click F to pay respect~

"What?"

Jin twisted his shoulders. To him, knowledge about hairstyles was just a drop in the ocean. His mom was a God-level Hairstylist and a Master Beautician.

"What in the gilgilesh fuck was that???"

Toby's voice pierced the stale atmosphere as he emerged through the privy door.

"I was just explai..."

*SLIP*

Jin's vision escalated as it shifted... It shifted from Toby's appalled face, met the LED tube lights on the ceiling, and ultimately rolled back into darkness as a huge spurt of pain burst behind his head.

Within a second, Jin was sprawled on the floor, knocked out cold due to the massive impact.

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