Before the date

(Jay: time skip to February 26,..... Lets just call this a saturday since I dont want to solve equations just to know what week it is.)

I woke up and was greeted by mom and she asked

"Jared, your birthday is tomorrow, so what are you gonna do?"

I replied with

"hmm im not quite sure since well, when I had birthdays my parents weren't really around."

I stared at Fedra with an annoyed look.

Fedra replied not knowing who I meant (also both my current and past were not there for my birthday)

"dang it, they're really irresponsible, now my baby's childhood is really bad."

I facepalmed and Fedra said

" anyways, I'll give you a list."

She gives me a list that is, well a large one.

"thats a list for what to do in your birthday, well its more like a plan so just tell us what you want to do, anyways I gotta go somewhere."

She turned her back and was trying to leave but interrupted her by asking a question

"wait, where are you going to go?"

She then faced me again

"hmm well you do know I have a job right?"

She then crossed her arms

" huh? Job? For what and why does a god have a job?"

I asked

"well Jay is currently teaching in your school so thats a job."

"thats not the point."

" well we gods have territories in which we rule, so I have to go back there and well insure peace, freedom, justice, and security to my empire."

wait was that a prequel quote?

"anyways gotta go know bye!!!"

Fedra teleports to well I dont know where it is

(CA: hello readers out there, Fedra currently rules a galaxy which Jay gave to her for a "trade")

Jared: hmmm I wonder what Jay is up to.

"" (meanwhile Jay)

I streched my arms while soaking in a neutron star radiation as sunlight in a beach planet wearing shorts.

aaah, this place sure is comfortable to escape from parenthood.

I sipped dark matter juice its taste? Well its certainly is refreshing, its better than mango shake.

"hmm tho tomorrow is Jared's birthday so what should I do to suprise him."

Hmmm

I summoned a red crystal like with red aura and electricity surging and I asked

" hey what should I do to suprise Jared, any suggestions Akasho?"

"well sir, you may start by giving him gifts, hugging, kissing him, and surprising him with expensive gifts."

"dang it, why is Akasho useless"

I then started to bite my thumb

"also readers, about akasho, he is a living spell I made using "akasho", tho he rivals my intelligence by 50 percent, he is pretty useless, also he knows about you readers too."

" Jay, why would you tell them I am useless? "

Akasho asked

I put up a smile and said "well I mean your intelligence is 50 percent of mine, so I mean my intelligence is all that is needed"

"well I can make some good suggestions."

I then spread my legs more

"well you already did and plus I am not attracted to the specie called male, and I am only attracted to the female race, so why would I kiss my son?"

"all parents kiss their kids"

"not a pedophile sorry. Tho, hmm I still don't have any idea how to suprise him."

"well be a good parent then"

Akasho replied

" hmm your right, so now I have a plan."

"a plan? Whats your plan then?"

Akasho asked

"well after the birthday party I'll train him in stopped time for 2 days nonstop."

"you are a horrible parent....."

Didnt ask+don't care+ratio

"also you may join if you want to, and yes you can get a human form."

Akasho turns into a human. His human form? Well a 6'3 high, scarlet hair, iris redder than mine and Fedra's, a thin structure, and his hair is well it is 3 inches.

"how is this?"

I then started to scratch my face using my bails and blood came dripping

" grrr, how is your eyes redder than mine?"

I snapped my fingers and turned his eyes pink

" why did you make my eyes pink?"

"you can't have redder eyes than me."

"wierd reason but ok"

He then thumbs upped

"hehehe hahahahahahaha! Tomorrow would be a fun day, don't you think aka?"

" well it'd be a fun day for you, not for your son."

"eh? Trust me it'll be fun for both of us."

I then sipped my tea... Tea you ask readers? Hahahahha just kidding I was always drinking tea and not dark matter, there is a shortage of it and im a merciful guy

(CA: can't you just refill it?

Jay: no)

""

(anyways for those who forgot ""- -"" means Jay's, the reader and the authors point of view)

I go to my room to play Bublox because I was quite bored waiting until Jay reaches me out using telepathy , he said "go downstairs".

I went downstairs as he told and well for some reason I saw him wearing a swimming shorts only and another guy. What his appearance? Well pink eyes, scarlet hair, tall, and a bit skinny.

"uuh who is this guy, and why are you wearing that only?"

" oh."

Jay clothes himself and his attire was well, a flipflop, a white sleeveless, and a blueish short that reaches to a knee revealing a.... Not gonna lie how the hell does his legs have no hair.

" oh, uh this guy is Akasho, he is entirely useless."

Akasho's face turned into an annoyed one.

"atleast tell me how you know each other."

Jay then introduces him to mr

" well his true form is a 12047 dimensional red crystal so what you see right now is his 3d form. How we met? Well he is both a spell, and a god."

huh?

" well I made him 15 quintillion years ago for an assistant, his intelligence is half of mine but he is really useless. "

" hey... "

" useless? Well if his intelligent is half as yours... Then I guess his iq is -380"

" well he suggested that for your suprise I hug and kiss you like thats disgusting"

My face turns into an annoyed and a bit disgusted face.

" tho, if a mom like for example Fedra kisses you, it wouldn't be deemed as disgusting, its like more like "OMG HONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! or, im so proud of you!!!" "

I then replied

" yeah, I agree its disgusting, but the hug part? Nah. Tho you are right, why is it disgusting if a dad kisses a teenage kid and above but its not if a mom kisses her son in any age."

"i know right!"

Jay replied

Akasho with a :| face said "you flew away from the subject"