ITS MY BIRTHDA-, w-ww-ait, Jay that wasn't what I meant

(febuary 27)

I woke up, took a bath, wore my clothes, and went outside the room.

When I opened the door, mom was infront waiting and she asked

"so, what are your plans for this day? I mean, I gave you a list"

I actually forgot about that so I went back inside the room to find it in the drawer and well I found it.

I went outside again where mom has been waiting and she says in an excited voice and, well to be honest, she has a really cute face

"so what are your plans!"

She asked rather excited which is sweet

I read the list and well randomly picked ones that were interesting... Hastily which means I never knew the ones I picked

" hmmm, I think ill go with Piñata, bloody, and suprise... Tho i checked a lot more"

Fedra took the list, marks the ones I said with, well her powers I guess. She grabbed my arm and teleported downstairs, there Jay is sitting in a couch, slouching with Akasho tho Akasho isnt slouching just sitting normally with his hands on his lap.

Fedra gave the list to Jay and said

"well this is what your Jay wants"

Jay took the list reads it, and Akasho looks at it too. Jay's smile dropped to a jaw dropping face, tho Akasho's face remained the same.

"hmm alright then, lets teleport you somewhere else."

Jay said uncomfortably

Jay then teleported us somewhere familiar

"well it is familiar because this is well, the celestial's room where is is a void with stars as light."

The scenery changed when Jay snapped his fingers, it changed by having a room but well... the room was bloody, like it smells like blood an dit looks like blood

Well there was a Piñata but its design is so cursed that blood was coming out of its mouth

I then hid in my moms back and asked Jay in a scared tone

" what the hell did you make?"

"Piñata, bloody, and suprise, this is what you wanted."

Jay replied calmy

" I didn't expected this."

I replied

I then slowly moved away from my moms back and stepped forward

Jay summons a sword, well a longsword but it seems just a regular sword. Tho i dont know what its made off.

" well do hit the donkey with this sword, and get the candy guts from it."

Jay replied in a clam voice... Whats wrong witht his guy like how cna he say these things without feeling anything

I was honestly disturbed. So I tried to not do it but he insisted.

I hit the Piñata and oh boy, blood came out and it was really gross, tho it wasn't smelly.

When the Piñata popped, mimtendo's, resumestation 7's, popped out like how do they even fit there.

"magic duh"

Suddenly, 3 cakes, lasagna's, burgers, and 10 pizza boxes appeared with a large table

"well, lets eat."

Jay said calmy while sipping tea.... How does he even get a tea? That fast and why does he randomly drink tea?

We ate the food.

While eating I asked Jay where my grandparents are at and Fedra replied

"I didn't invite then"

"huh? Why"

Fedra then crossed her arms and said

" well, I don't want them near me"

"well you could've invited Jay's parents"

Akasho replied calmy

Mom then just straight up said

"nop."

The spoon carrying rice with steak then broke when I placed it in my mouth causing me to swallow sone shards and I began to choke.

I stopped choking after 2 seconds of choking and I asked what happened.

"it seems your physical strength is now unsealed, tho your body is a humans, your soul still has a celestial part...."

Jay then paused for 2 seconds and put his hand on his chin

"Tho which was wierd since when I used a human body when I reincarnated it was weak as hell and I cant even break a tree without law manipulation, plane manipulation, and magic, well whatever the reason of that is probably that your soul is born with the human body directly.... Which is also wierd since soul manipulation will bypass that.... I guess I was just unlucky that the vessel was weak"

Jay closes his eyes with a smile and says

" welp time for the suprise, Jared"

I gulped my saliva.

" pls don't tell me you are going to do it."

Jay stops time and we teleported somewhere else.

"this is the 4th celestial's palace. Lets begin sparring shall we."

Suddenly robes began to form as my clothes desintegrate and what it looked like to be black battle robe from ancient china.

"those are enchanted, so it will enhance your powers, and heat won't generate tho it doesn't come for free, it drains your energy more."

Jay said calmy with still a smile on his face

And a sword appeared infront of me, what it looks like was a black coloured shortsword.

"lets test your strength shall we, no magic, just pure brute strength"

Jay replied with again a smile

We began to spar tho I can't hit him even once....

"after this I'll teach you how to control the energy from your power."

I keep swinging my sword left, right, left, right up, down bla bla bla but I still cant hit him

" hmmm, impressive your final dimensional form is a 63, 097 dimensional being and as you continue to try to hit me, several omniverse's worth in this celsstial room are being destroyed, but your brot-"

Jay teleports infront of me and flicked my forehead.

"" Jay: phew, I didn't finish that sentence.

I then revived him again ""

" w-what"

"uuuh, sorry hehe, that was too hard and you died, how are you feeling?"

Jay replied while scratching the back of his head while smiling

" wierd, when I died I didn't teleported to the rpg afterlife."

" well because when gods who didn't get their souls eradicated would feel nothing when they die. Tho they will reincarnate after spending time as "dead"."

Jay replied

" hmm, alright then."

" also there are only few ways to kill gods. First of which are well gods themselves, second are demons, third are enchanted weapons made by gods or demons, also if any mortal get enchanted weapons made by gods and demons, they can kill gods. Fourth is by "control", "absolute death", and spells cast by gods. "spells cast by gods" what? Well gods can kill gods by casting their spells to other gods."

" hmm, alright then. Anyways did you mention the word "brother"?"

I asked

Jay went silent for 5 seconds and after that Jay's face turned into a worried, furious, and despaired.

An aura then was released and it was extremely visible, the moment his aura reaches the sword I was holding it becomes.... Undescribable, its like lines randomly moving but still retaining the sword feature, but when I looked around Akasho, and Fedra, they were fine

The atmosphere in it tho, is rather calming

Tho the clothes I was wearing also changed to that random line thingy that I can't describe the appearance. Tho the lines arent all black but it has colour, tho I can't figure out the shape.

Fedra then teleported behind Jay and smacked his head with a fly swatter... Dunno how she got it and.... Well I'd say Jay got hit really hard since it looked like space broke itself like shards were coming out, and 5 seconds later.....

Everything was fine