We then teleported to our bedroom and was going to sleep-
I then felt someone scratching my hand so I raised my left hand and saw Fedra's cat aaaaaand guess what? My hand is bleeding thank you very much!
I then teleported the cat outside and Fedra inside
Fedra: why was I teleported in the exit?
Jay: well your pest was inside the room
Fedra was shocked and she covered her mouth with her right hand
Fedra: you take that back Mr Jay Everest!
I made a comeback
Jay: ho? You calling me now from a mountain named by George Everest in 103 AD? Nice shot, Ms, FEDORA!
Fedora: ermmm!
She then said in a calm voice
Fedra: wait are we having an argument for the first time?
I responded with a now calm voice
Jay: yeah I guess
She then pointed at me with both of her hands making a gun
Fedra: cool
Jay: oh you!
I then walked towards her and we began kissing
( Jared: I dunno what just happened)
Fedra: anyways how do you become a demon lord?
I then hastily said
Jay: well first you must get a cursed dagger, like the one you saw in Rades's slaughterhouse, second you must devour a single multiverse using any devouring spells, but not to absorb it. Second and first step can be done in reverse.
Fedra: devouring spells? What dat?
Jay: well example is "devour", "yummy yum", "hungry lord", "hunger lord", etc. Anyways, the in order to do it, one must devour an antire multiverse, but not to absorb it just reduce its size. Next is to start a fire, tho it is important you should do this in a universe where you can cook using fire, example this universe
Fedra: yeah?
Jay: next is to put a pot in the fire, put the cursed dagger in the fire, and put the reduced multiverse with it. The cursed dagger should be put first
Fedra: wait so your cooking a multiverse?
Jay: well I made this procedure when I ate a mashed multiverse soup so I guess that gave me an idea.
Fedra: why would you eat a multiverse?
Jay: multiverses are delicious you know.
Jay: Next is to cook it for a minimum of 5 minutes, maximum time? None. In a universe where time is slower than the primordial timezone? Doesn't matter, all it matters is the time it is being cooked. Next is to stab yourself in any part of your body. No body? Well get a vessel. A digital creature? Download your avatar in a microchip and stab your avatar with it, after that, then done
Jay: anyways whats the bonus for becoming a demon lord? Well you can get 40 plus dimension points however you can't increase your magic with it. Anyone who becomes a demonlord will be casted "Time break" so there won't be any duplicates in timelines made by the multiverse, megaverse, omniverse, etc. Tho the demon lord may be casted "time break", they can still be affected by time interference like stopping it since the time break they got casted isn't complete. Additionally duplicates that were already there won't be affected. And last note, you cannot duplicate cursed daggers using timelines.
Jay: when you become a demon lord, "nullify" will be cast unto you to nullify every bad enchants or curse you have
Jay: another thing is that your magic quality will increase 10 times but your mana will decrease 10.1 times.... Nah this is not an advantage
Jay: and the most valuable part is the spell "Armaggedon". The only one that can use it are demon lords (any dimensional point), and 70 dimensional gods ONLY.
Jay: what "armageddon" is? Well-
Until Fedra interrupted me
Fedra: im going to sleep
Oh well... Sleep tight!