A certain accident that may kill a lot of people..... Wait, it has no problem for me if I can't see them die! Their deaths are merely statistics that's all..... Right?
1 couple months later
The guilt that I got from that woman was now gone and
I now recently bought a house that is complete with furnitures, with a comfortable levitation bed, hot shower, hot tub, electronics, gadgets, kitchen equipments and the most important of all- the oven... Oh and a useless karaoke machine which Yang forced me to buy
Why did he even forced me to? I never even saw him sing and if he does sing... Oh god- I can't imagine his monotone voice singing, afterall his usual monotone voice is a hundred more times dead than mine
And my monotone voice- doesn't even have emotions! Tho unless something will happen- but usually if its just a normal time, I have none!
But Yang- its near impossible to change his tone, even if you dump sewage water on his head (I didn't, he fell into a manhole I swear!) his poker face will just be his usual poker face and his monotone voice won't change
Its impossible to know if he is mad, annoyed, happy, or afraid! And one of the only things that can put emotions on his face are dogs...
fear will be shown on his if he is near a dog either digital, fake, or real.
His face can feel annoyance and disgust if he hears a dog acting like spoiled kid, or as he call them- "bitches", "curs", "mongrels", "mutts", "askals", "the lowest of the low", and "meat that should be grinded, compressed into a neutron star and transform them into a quark gluon plasma"
A simple smile can be shown on his face if he sees a dog suffer and die
And lastly, his face can show emotions... By acting
But anyways, uuh what is Jay doing?
*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* Jay kept banging both his hands on the glass table while holding a spoon and fork
Quite a miracle the glass table survived, and did he really need to bang his fists on the table?
*sigh*, I wasted a lot of my time making enchanted items and weapons to sell but-
*sigh*, for some reason, the 3 visited us here.... If mom and dad visited just the two of them, them it would be no problem- but they brought YIN!
And since Yang is here too, well- chaos itself will be summoned into the physical plane
Just a couple minutes ago, Yang threw my empty washing machine on Yin which broke obviously while spilling some water and clothes on the floor
And Yin threw a dog plush at him causing him to scream like a girl while flying towards the television which broke
Luckily I had a hologram television, so, I can work with that
Anyways, Jay for some reason kept banging his fists on the table while chanting "Hurry" multiple times
Suddenly he stopped
"do what I did Yin and Yang, if not then I will ground you twovfor a week"
What the fuck? In an instant I heard that they swallowed a saliva
The 3 then began smashing their fists on my table while chanting hurry
I just sat there silently and calmy while sipping my hot chocolate milk
Suddenly Fedra who was standing right next to the oven protecting it then spoke
"Jay- smashing your fists on the table won't make the food cook faster"
She said calmy, but I can see her eyes twitching
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT FINISHES IT FASTER? MAGIC!"
Jay screamed like a certain drunk madman who just finished drinking wine and singing on a karaoke bar
"I don't want to use magic on my food, so you gotta wait"
"I SHOULD BE THE ONE COOKING!"
She crossed her arms to assert dominance
"you already cooked yesterday, so its my turn now"
no- I should be the one cooking! But since its mom cooking lasagna then it sure would be delicious, tho I never tasted any food dad made using his hands and not magic so im not sure
Suddenly Jay screamed and began banging his head like a madman... What happened to him while we were gone
"what- happened to him?"
Yang asked in his usual monotone voice but I could feel his confusion based on his stuttering
"well, 2 weeks ago, we made a deal- I in return would wear a bunny suit that is a bit revealing-but not so much. In return however, he must only eat boiled brocoli for 2 weeks, and right now is his first time in 2 weeks eating a different type of food, a good trade not gonna lie"
Wait how is that a good trade?
"FOR YOU! YOU SCAMMED ME! TRADES SHOULD BE FAIR!"
"shut the fuck up"
She said in a cold voice, immediately they stopped banging their fists on the table and sat straight
5 minutes later a *ding* was heard, and there, I can smell the heavenly aroma coming out of the thicc oven
I don't really regret buying a really wide oven. Imagine only able to cook 3 lasagna's in a singke oven... Cringe
But with this oven, it can cook 20!
Mom then levitated 20 pans full of cheesy lasagna and teleported them towards the glass table
Poor glass table, how it can survive this much energy? I don't know!
I activated a pain resistant spell and held a single pan with my bare hands but the pan has no heat, tho the lasagna is hot
Aaah so thats why I felt that much heat after she took it from them, the pans are really cold, -1 degrees Celsius, but the lasagna is hot like its heat never moved towards the other around it
Welp, time to eat 4 pans of lasagna. I swallowed a slice of lasagna and oh god... It tastes so good!
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I am now sleeping on the ground on my own bedroom because Yang is currently sleeping on my bed
I bought 4 beds, 1 for mom and dads, 2 for Yin and Yang, and 1 for mine.
My bed is on the main bedroom, mom and dad's are in another seperate room which is the guest room, and Yin and Yang's are also in another guest room
But for some reason he decided to use mine, the bed he has there is too small for me, and I don't know what will Yin do to me
She probably will put lipsticks on my face, or worse... Dissected
Sleeping in the floor would be much safer.
A red light then appeared... What the hell are you doing Jay?
I immediately suspected Jay and not Yin because the lines seem to be heading towards the room where he is currently sleeping
Thank you Jay for stopping me from sleeping... Dang it im too tired! I stood up and went where the light was
I entered the room without permission because I thought they were still awake, but it seems they weren't
There I saw them sleeping while hugging, kinda cute- but
Did I get scammed? Why is there a magic circle with mana flowing in the air? Fuck scammers!
I planned to get out of the room but stopped because when I tapped my foot, the sound came not from the floor I tapped, but from the center of the magic circle
I tapped my foot multiple times to confirm but it seems... Space is getting warped, but time isn't, time is perfectly fine
Bot knowing what to do, I just summoned my trusty neutron star laser thingy and blasted it towards the center of the magic circle, which was under the bed
Oh, I forgot to teleport the bed- oh well I'll just revert the bed's condition
The moment the blast hit the center, the circle started to spin really fast and randomly disappearing at appearing again, and I noticed that the light, seem to look more liquidy like blood
I then teleported the bed with mom and dad still sleeping away
... What the fuck is happening? Not knowing what to do, I just threw the mini neutron star towards the center of the magic circle
Yep that was a mistake, before it touched the center, I immediately erected a barrier around the center to prevent any gravitational pull and energy from entering and escaping
The moment it touched the center, a pure black sphere was found. Then the now blood liquid around me tried to move towards the black sphere
It just stayed there trying to touch the black sphere but couldn't because of the barrier
Curious to what it would do, I erected another barrier, now around the red liquid and deactivated the barrier preventing the black hole from destroying this planet
The black hole and the red liquid met and... The black hole became a red hole? What!
"uuuh, what is happeni- oh Jay wake up"
Fedra said while rubbing her eyes, which made Jay wake up
"huh? I thought it would happen tomorrow not today, I should've used [̬̂ĉ̬ô̬n̬̂t̬̂r̬̂ô̬l̬̂]̬̂ to know what would happen yesterday"
Jay stood up, grabbed the red ball and befan checking it. After checking it he just threw it at me
"do whatever you want with it, try not to release 8 guys"
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It's now tomorrow, and I am currently eating left over lasagna I placed on the refrigerator
After eating breakfast, immediately I teleported away to the edge of the multiverse with the red thing
At first, my plan was just to seal the sphere on a blood prison but, I remembered Jay's voice "try not to release 8 guys", so the correct option would be just to leave it alone! Simple
[range: universe
E^999999^999999=M]
Immediately after changing the e=mc^2 rule, I casted a spell to plunge this universe in an infinite energy, radiation, and heat
Oh
[range: universe
Zestano can't be formed]
Oh yeah- I have a problem, there are a lot of omnipresent and omniscient so they probably know what I will do here- well they can't be that stupid to release someone who almost eliminated the gods, and embodiments
Originally I was planning to just use Zestano but- it doesn't have any space warping, it doesn't have gravitational pull! Even an atom has a really tiny gravitational pull!
So I planned to turn the energy to durochia, until- I found out it needs much more 3d infinite... In order for me to 'freeze' energy and turn it into durochia, I need to have 5d infinite energy to even just make an atom
(3d infinite- is infinite only in a point of time or rather, the present
4d infinite meanwhile, is infinite in all of time. It has no sense of present, future, or past, it is it
Example, 3rd dimensional infinite energy, if the 3rd dimension gets burned, only that present and the past it burned was burned, while the future it will get burned, but it never happened yet
While a 4th dimensional infinite energy, if the 4th dimension gets burned, then time would alter itself into thinking it was always and will always will be burning in an infinite energy
5th dimensional infinite energy meanwhile.... Well its just a higher version of the 4th)
[range: universe
5 seconds, all energy will be transformed into hydrogen]
Tho I could've made durochia by learning its atoms directly, yeah... Impossible, learning how the Zestano works is infinitely times easier
And zestano breaks the laws of science!
The moment I casted it- for some reason the universe felt wierd so I just teleported without the red thing