Who are these 7 guys?

After eating spaghetti that has banana ketchup as its sauce I began to cook 2 trays of lasagna

Banana ketchup spaghetti is too sweet! And regular tomato sauce spaghetti is a bit sour... Welp- carbonara is better

"Yang, what do you want to eat?"

I shouted in order for him to hear me since he wad wearing headphones

"no"

He said in a monotone voice, devoid of any energy

What disturbs me is that- well- he is still wearing his uniform from school and still has a shoe on

And he is placing in on the chair is he sitting at! A bit lucky that he is sitting on a kitchen chair that has no pillows

"sit properly"

"no"

"..."

"....."

"do you not want to live in a sewer?"

"no"

He still said in a monotone voice. And yeah- he is not listening, he is just listening to the sounds, not to the words

"cheater"

Finally! He said something that isn't no

"what do you want to eat? And im not sharing lasagna"

"risotto"

"...."

"...."

"just order"

I don't even know how to cook that!

A few minutes later, the bell from the oven and the door's doorbell rang at the same time

Coincidence? Yang walked towards the door to greet the deliver bot

Meanwhile I! Took out the lasagna and began eating it. Yeaaaah! Delicious!

"control your urges Jade"

"Jade?"

"dunno, I just had an urge to call you Jade-hmmm" he placed his hand on his chin "yeah, I'll call you Jade"

"whats the purpose? My name already has one syllable"

"It's far easier"

How lazy can you be? The only difference is a single movement in the mouth!

I unconsciously let out a sigh and sat down to eat again

Huh? What?

I stood up and the lasagna disappeared infront of me

I pointed at Yang

"don't eat the lasagna on the fridge"

I tried to teleport but- what? Why can't I teleport there?

"huh? I thought you were going to teleport somewhere.... Change your dimensions, either to the 2nd, 1st, or 0"

I turned my head towards him

"what?"

"I don't know how many dimensions your true form is but- as I said change your dimensions to a lesser one."

Huh? What? Then how can those two have higher dimensions than the dimension they are residing?

"whats the purpose?"

Yang let out a huge sigh, I should probably read more books about mathematics, magic, and science

"a fourth dimensional being cannot exist in a 3rd one. Since the fourth dimension is the past present and future.

If a fourth dimensional being gets placed in a 3rd dimension- you know what would happen"

Hmm yeah- I read some theories about the 3rd dimension's 'time' so there would be a glitch. An infinite glitch

But there is a problem- the fact that some higher dimensions can exist in lesser dimensions is another question

"but the fact that other higher dimensional being can roam around in a lesser dimension can disapprove that"

"as I said, change your dimensions. Change it by changing it normally or compress your dimensions, then you will become a 3rd dimension hiding as a lesser dimension, or if you want, force yourself in that lesser dimension and you'll feel and look extremely wierd as a 3rd dimension walking or floating around in a lesser dimension

"

Compress huh? And force myself? Yeah I'd rather not force myself, and what the hell happened to that multiverse?

Why did it become such an issue by just teleporting there?

Well whatever- I'll just compress myself

I started by compressing the front and back of my dimensions turning me into a 2nd one and loosing my width

"anyways, be careful about making a mistake, you might accidentally change your dimensional value into a decimal one"

What? Well then I'm not going to purposely make a mistake then

I tried to teleport but to no avail, I compressed my dimensions height, turning me into a line segment, I tried to teleport but still no

Finally, I compressed my 1st and only remaining dimension, turning me into an imaginary point. I tried to teleport and I teleported there successfully

And what the hell happened here? Why is the red thing outside of the universe? And why is it spinning so fast

In an instant, the red ball exploded leaving a tiny dot.

After the violent explosion, 7 primal- no demon lords appeared near the explosion

"huh? What the hell happened here?"

A proud, egoistical voice that has a lot of pride was heard. And how is he speaking outside of the universe where a void of infinite nothingness exists?

"and who is dumb enough to turn the entirety of the into a single blackhole!"

A demon said in a voice full of anger

"interesting..."

A demon that has dark blue haired said in a lazy tone

"oh my- belphy here is awake for oncs?"

A demon with a lustful tone said

In an instant the demon known as belphy received a backhand from the demon who has anger issues

"When we were doing laundry, all you did was sleep! And I had to brush the shirts that has mud on it! If only our powers remained there"

"calm down Samael, we have bigger issues here. First and foremost is how are we outside of a universe? We are just floating around in a void of infinite nothingness. It was as if the void is a universe, except a universe of void feels different than this"

The demon who had a proud tone said, and it appears he is the leader.

And most importantly, the anger issue demon lord is called Samael

But their names sound familiar, I don't know why

Samael, belphy..... So the seven deadly sins? How did dad seal them and why?!

"I SEE! SO SOME DUMBASS DECIDED TO FLOOD THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FULL OF INFINITE ENERGY THE SAME AS ITS DIMENSION AND TURNED THE 3RD DIMENSION INTO A 1ST!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!"

"calm down Samael, I don't want you screaming in my ears, it doesn't want to hear your rambling"

"TCH FINE, your the leader lucy. BUT STILL! WHO THE HELL IS DUMB ENOUGH TO TURN THE ENTIRETY OF THE UNIVERSE INTO A SINGULARITY"

"shut up you worm, I won't tolerate any disobedience."

"-fine"

"let's move to another universe-"

"my my, it seems we can't teleport away"

"ooooh shiny! Maybe that shiny orb is preventing us from escaping!"

Crap! I immediately teleported outside of the universe

"it seems some lowlife decided to look into me. What a pain!"

I decompressed my dimensions returning me from my 3rd dimensional form and summoned the embodiment of destruction sword

I attempted to slash at lucifer but I got blown away and knocked towards a magic circle

Ouch....

"the embodiment of destruction in the form of a sword? YOU MUST HAVE SOME NERVES BRAT! YOU MUST'VE BEEN A POWERFUL GUY.... AAAAAH YOU SWINE!"

A demon that has an inferiority conplex

"Leviathan, take the sword and give it to me. Beelzebub, fix the universe. Lets use the energy to our advantage, we can't win against his heir"

Suddenly I felt..... Extremely hot. So- this is what it is... This is what happened?

There I saw energy itself floating around visible, but no mass as it can't survive. But, I felt no gravity

The inferior complex guy launched at me.. What the? How is he so fast? I erected a barrier protecting me from his fist but it shattered immediately

I immediately teleported away and attempted to slash at his neck but I froze- why is my temperature absolute zero in a void of pure infinite energy?

But- I feel extremely tired

"honestly pathetic isn't it worm? You, a higher dimension cannot move because of the lack of energy, I am thankful that you flooded this universe with infinite energy"

He took the sword away from my hands

"my fellow primal arch demons will rule the entirety of existence and nothingness from now on. Now I have returned"

I casted a spell that exploded everything around me, and now I can finally move

I made a spear in my hands while supporting it using magic so it won't turn into quarks

I rushed towards the leader but-

"it seems those brats finally escaped huh? Well whatever, as long as they won't attack my territory, I won't care"

I heard Jay's voice

"honestly, do you even know how to use the power of destruction? You're not even using it properly, you're just using it to slash while not destroying anything

It's power's is to eradicate concept's themselves but you are not using it properly, anyways shoo shoo!"

I stood up and left

This is a problem- but as sun tzu said as long as I know my enemies, I don't have to be afraid! Time to go to the red crystal place again

➌🅡🅓 🅟🅔🅡🅢🅞🅝 🅟🅞🅥

"WHY IS IT NOT WORKING! HOW CAN WE ESCAPE!?"

Samael shouted in frustration after attempting to teleport away

"come on Lucifer, find a way out already! I need to impregnate young girls"

"shut up you cur! Ease your frustrations or I shall eradication the concept of your existence"

"fiine!"

The lustful man known as Asmodeus rolled his eyes and began floating in a void purely made up of infinite energy

"this doesn't make any sense! I already destroyed the red orb's concept, but it keeps returning!"

Suddenly the red orb begans spinning extremely fast, faster than the soeed of causality

"what the?"

Suddenly an explosion occurred sending energy unto the very hot universe... Well there really was no difference

"WHY THE FUCK DID THAT EXPLODE AND JUST DISSAPEAR?"

Suddenly, something was formed, a body made up of pure energy

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The concept of evil is broken... And I have no way to fix it without the conceptual gem or touching the liquid.

I can't use law manipulation, space manipulation, magic, sorcery, and plane manipulation

But luckily I can still control the energy... For now>'

'

I cannot recreate my soul for now in order for me to escape, so I would need these idiots>'

"who are you?"

Lucifer asked Ashura

"

I lost every single thing about me because of one mistake->"

'

Dang... I can't summon any of my magical items>'

"

And for me to fix it, I would need your assistance>"

"AND HOW DO WE ESCAPE THIS PLACE YOU STUPID INCARNATE!"

""

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"can't you just escape if you know how?"

Asmodeus asked a bit suspicious

""

"fine, we'll help you"

Lucifer said with a smile

""

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He said reaching out his hand for him. In return, Lucifer held his hand

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(already translated into english)

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Ashura will I̶̟͋͗͛͊ń̸͉̥̽̎̆c̵̮̫̱̳̓͐̌̚a̷̗͒̑͛̾ḵ̷̓̽̄a̵͍͆̔g̶̪̫͐́͐͗w̷̦̤͚̔͠ȍ̷̖̒͐t̴̞͍̄̆͛s̴̜̣̽̾̕f̷͓̟͝ͅl̷̦͇̙̀̌͒̿h̷̠̗͓͛͐g̸̲̱͔̩͒͐̕, tch Ashura will instruct Lucifer on how to escape

In return, Lucifer will take the conceptual gem from the place known as Pandemonium and give it to Ashura, who made this contract

Failure do so will will result in the extinguishment of tbe soul>"

They let go of their hands

"

In order to go there, you must travel beyond what is known as existence, there, another level of existence is found, where dimensions work differently and rules work differently

Break the space of reality, travel beyond the infinite voids of the timelines made up of oxo's

Once you go there, go to the coordinates 0,0,0,0,0. The center of space, time, and planes

But in order for you go to there, you must first travel through the infinite layers, each layer containing infinite voids. And each void containing living suns

After that, travel through the deep oceans of Cthulhu, the same composition as the previous one, however to truly open the gate, travel through the center of the infinite layers, there destroy the stars lining up and close the green coloured book

After those two, travel through the the same infinite layers and voids, but this time, a void pure of nothingness except dreamer

After those, go to the planet, A planet which stores the conceptual stone hidden beneath the chambers of Nyarlathotep>"

The 7 then got the information required to escape

"hahahaha! You really think I will go there?"

Lucifer summoned the sword of destruction he got from Jared and slashed Ashura destroying the very concept of his existence

"HUAHAHAHAHAHA! IS HE REALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL? DID THAT WORM REALLY THINK HE IS? I AM STILL EVIL! HUAHAHAHA! Come! Lets get off this prison"

The 7 then teleported away