Tiberiu_Ganea

If you liked Ideocracy, surely you'll love this story.
Enjoy this parody, full of dark humor.

Gale Hughes's real life seem to be a nightmare. 
He hates being his mother servant and hates his job.
He wants a better life, living like a Hollywood star.
But when he got the life he wished, he finds out that it's not the life he dreamed about. Having everything he wanted, got him only problems. 
Luckily, this life he dreamed about was only a bad dream.
When he wakes up, Gale finally understands that his life, as it is, could be a perfect life, even if sometimes it's harder. The only things he must do is to enjoy his life.

A perfect world.. a perfect life

Gale, Robbie and the boss are inside. The boss is very upset.


(he is a tall man, wearing a suit. He is very upset)


How do you want me to run a business with people like you?... When the hell will you get mature and come in time to work...!


My car is broken. I can't afford a car like yours. Nobody will sell a good car to me... considering the money I earn...


Nobody sells. How about selling my car to you. Bring me 20,000 pounds... and it's yours...


Gale looks at his boss. Then he looks at Robbie. His friend is very calm.


Boss... can you take these records from the table?


The boss puts them into a drawer. Robbie puts his coffee on the empty space on the desk.


Every time you come late! And you're the first one that leaves! At least... if you come so late... try to leave later...


Gale once again looks at his boss. And then at his friend.


Sure, Robbie. Take this one... I got it from my late grandfather...


You're the worst employee! Even for my enemies I don't want such an employee like you! So insolent... so...


Robbie Robinson. The man next to you. But... it's true, every time we come at the same time. Both of us... And every time you... You yell at me. Only at me...


The boss says nothing else. He looks at Robbie. Robbie looks at his boss. 


Yes... I guess... Why I yell only at him?


Because I bring you the coffee, boss. This must be...


Yes...that's why... Because you're bringing me the coffee. How can I be upset on the one that brings me the coffee?...


Gale looks at them for a few seconds, then he interrupts them.


So... if I am the one that brings you the coffee...You will yell at Robbie?


Gale stands up. He looks behind him and sees that Robbie remains near the boss's desk and solves his sudoku.


Robbie... why don't you send him to work? Doesn't he have anything to work?


Robbie... do you have something to work?


(without taking his eyes from his sudoku)


Ok... he doesn't have anything to work.


SCENE 3