Chapter 13 Trying to catch a green beast

Its been about 2 months since the hokage showed up out of nowhere for Naruto's birthday.

I thought I was a bad liar but that guy is worse than me.

At this point if he suspects me...he truly should resign as hokage.

Thankfully, I have not seen any attempt of Danzo to contact me or kidnap me...I still don't really know if he will ever do it...but I have seen the anime...I can't help but being paranoid.

Probably for the best, he must be occupied with getting everything ready to get rid of the uchihas.

Truly wish I could do something about that, but I cant even use chakra, have no way to protect myself and suicide isn't my thing.

Plus who would listen to me, nope those guys are doomed!

Doomed! Blame Indra for not being able to let things go!

....If that stupid filler story is to be believed.

However...None of that matters today.

Today is the day I plan on meeting Might Guy for the first time!

...It is not the first time I have met him, but it will be the first time he meets me!

He is always training in and around the village doing weird things...the only trick is you got wake up early, and catch him...he is pretty fast and a one track moron who never even noticed me through my numerous attempts to talk to him.

Regardless, he was the best choice, for giving me pointers...I actually don't want him to train me...I don't want to become a mini version of himself like poor brainwashed Lee.

However, it is undeniable that he is a powerhouse.

This is the guy that Madara f-ing Uchiha openly admitted that he was the better than him...in taijutsu.

If Madara believes that you are good, then you truly are something else.

That guy called the kages weak and was bored by their antics, not many people can flex on all kages and survive to laugh about it...now that that I think about it... they truly are weak!

None of them won a single decisive battle in the war arc...how, how did I miss that?!

When you put them near Pain, Itachi those guys are kind of a joke...even Onoki with his one kill move killed...no one?

But maybe they just were unlucky, Madara is a frigging monster!

Even cut the grand daughter of his ex in half, to prove how much of bastard he was! He truly is a weird old man.

Such a level of douche baggery is an art.

And I would definitely have bet on him and sided with him in the future, but black zetsu is a thing and that guy is a total mystery...besides being the biggest mama's boy.

Plus he can take over other people, how do you fight against that!

He is a shittier version of majin buu, but even that is already op enough.

Now that I exist in this story I need to stay off his radar as much as possible.

Also, another reason why I don't want to side with Madara is that being eaten by a tree monster is not something I'm too hot about.

It's just overall not a great plan, I feel that age and loneliness may have made him crazy.

-Ooooohh!!!!!!!

While I was hiding in a a bush a loud man, that was yelling, passed me by.

He was running upside down, using his hands instead of using his feet like a normal person.

(Shit!)

He was so fast that by the time I realized what was happening he was already very far ahead of me.

The fck! There is no way a jounin wouldn't detect a 5 years old hiding in the bushes...so he ignored me!

Gotta follow him quick!

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-2 hours later-

-*cough* wait! *cough* *cough*

-Hm?...Who are you boy? Do you need something? (Guy)