NONAMEFORBIDDEN

Naruto fanfic. first 150 chapters are mostly slice of life.
 
No Harem
No Ecchi
No Romance

I do not own Naruto. All characters and concepts in the story belong to Masashi Kishimoto and others involved parties who hold the rights of the franchise.

chapters will drop whenever I am able to update.
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The Tale of Some Random Shinobi

-Hm?...who are you boy? Do you need something?(Guy)


Homura collapsed from the horrible time he had following Guy in his training.


Guy's training took them from the outskirts of the village, all the way through a forest and the mountain nearby.


They went through crazy paths that would be almost suicidal to a normal person. However, not wanting to have to find guy again, Homura decided to follow Guy. 


Not realizing that the path way got worse as time went on, and couldn't turn back due to being lost and having to go through the same hell.


-Oh! Finally awake boy! You scared me to no end when you collapsed in front of me. You need take advantage of youth and train hard! hahaha!(Guy)


-In the flesh! Always nice to meet a fellow training enthusiast!(Guy)


-....training enthusiast? What the- no! I didn't come here for that! I want you to help in my training!


- Alright! Wait no. I can't right now.(Guy)


- I, myself am in the middle of training to beat my eternal rival!(Guy)


-Eternal rival? Oh! right, I don't really want you to train me personally, I just need you to tell me how to train myself! So that I don't waste time and hurt myself.


-So young and already wishing to go through training on your own...*crying*..s-such rare youthful passion~~ alright, I will tell you the regiment I went through when I was young! What is your age boy!(Guy)


-5 huh? At that age I used to do...let's see run 5 times around the village, 2,000 jumping, 1,000 pushups, 5,000 kicks against a poles, throw 7,000 punches, 2,000 squats, run with my hand for 30 minutes, then I'd- (Guy)


-I have to help out at home! There's no way I can do that all day long!


-Hm? All day long? Those were my morning exercises.(Guy)


-Eh?! (This is crazy! I am going to die from exhaustion before I set foot at the academy.)...I see I'm sorry...I have to go!


Homura's eye and overall face went dark just thinking about how suicidal his plan was to be trained by Might Guy!


-Wait boy! Don't give up on youth so easily! I am sure you' d able to complete the morning training regiment in 6 hours after 4 months.(Guy)


-4 months! (More like 2 years for me!) Can you give me a training regiment that would prioritize on building up my stamina and endurance instead.


-I see...you are already thinking of the best way to build stamina first in order to complete not only the morning regiment but the afternoon and night regiment as well! *sob* I *sob* I didn't know there was such a passionate youth in the village!(Guy)


-What?!!!! (This guy is crazy! Why is he crying? How did he get that from me saying that I just want him to tell me away to build up stamina! The most basic thing they ask at the academy is endurance...I better leave now, otherwise I have no idea what  crazy mental gymnastics his mind will come up with. )


As Homura was about turn back and flee from the jounin, Guy closed the distance between the 2 in an instant, and reached his left hand to Homura's shoulder.


- Don't worry kid! *crying* I didnt know you were so passionate about training. I promise to make sometime to help you with training...in fact I will make you my first pupil!(Guy)


Suddenly, inside Homura's head. An image of him wearing green tights and bowl like haircut next to Guy and Lee popped up!


- We start tomorrow at 5 am! Hahaha! (Guy)


Chapter 14 The Devil wears green tights!