Next Heaven

[Good morning this is Heaven's Gists. Bringing you dirty deeds by someone dirtier]

[Hish, that sure rolls off the tongue rose]

[We gotta keep the watchers interested, if not they lose interest and this way have proven to work]

[I see. Well anyway, I'm Paul and that's Rose and This is Heaven's Gist. The only talk show not brought to you from the comfort of home, hahaha]

[Can we talk about that for a bit. What, it has been like 10 or so years since the whole stay at home law was initiated]

[yeah about, their about]

[Less of a law and more of a suggestion it feels]

[Yeah, basically their is something dangerous happening, you may or may not stay at home but we advice you do. Weirdest shit I ever saw, which genius came up with it]

[Well Next Heaven is a relatively new city and judging by the large number of immigration around the time and then the permanent closure of town borders, it's safe to say something ain't right]

[I remember that year when they initiated the lock down. I was still a kid then]

[I mean you're what, in your late 30s now?]

[What's that supposed to mean?]

[I'm just saying if the maths is right which it most def is, you were anything but a kid]

[You cheeky bastard hahaha. The bill never went off so why did people start moving]

[because we never saw the danger, so some left their house while others became law abiding citizens]

[Is that why I only see a few oldies and kids every day. wait?! why do I see only old people and children outside?]

[Bad parenting I guess but it seems like something else. Only people below 30 or after 60 are seen outside its weird]

[So we're like fossils of the forgotten age]

[Now you're getting a hang of it. So folks, Next Heaven gooooood other places baaaaad. This is Paul]

[ and here is Rose...]

[[And we're signing off. Good day]]

"I say zombie apocalypse"

"how so?"

"It's always a zombie apocalypse"

The old man said to the female clerk with green hair

*Ring*

"Ah welcome customer"

The old man who was a cafe veteran was the first to greet the customer who walked in and to his surprise it was a familiar face

"Oh Yold"

"Yold?"

The green haired clerk said

"Is Friday with you?"

The girl rushed over and looked over Yold's shoulders

"Oh no Vicky. Sorry"

Yold answered meekly and Vicky lost complete interest. She just went over to her corner and stood.

"What brings you to this parts? and without the whacky doodle"

The old man asked drawing a Friday outline with his fingers.

"I came wondering if I could get the job"

"Why, did Friday finally go broke?"

The man asked Yold.

"No, not really"

Yold answered getting more nervous.

"By all the freeloading I've seen, yours is the stuff of legends. Sure you can work for me, maybe finally pay that young man back"

"Ah... yea... yes"