Chapter 8

What could be "smarter" than trying to kidnap the daughter of a local brain-breaker in the center (well, almost) of a shinobi village? It can be more brilliant only if the kidnappers and the residents of the same village themselves. But that's not all! Now let's imagine that these are not Anbu or Root, but simply Chunnins, who are offended in some way by the girl's father. Not bad, huh?

And now "the highlight on the cake" - two of the three kidnappers were clearly tipsy, but now, having sober up a little, these three ... individuals were deciding what to do next !? Absurd, otherwise the situation cannot be called. But these geniuses did not even think about what to do after the abduction.

Actually, the kidnapping itself was successful only because Ino was one of those targets that are almost not taken care of. Well, why? In your guarded village, to allocate nannies to each heir? This is overkill, especially in peacetime. And what idiots would dare to turn against themselves the main brainwasher of the village? It turns out that there are three, yes.

I, according to the system, am also not an intellectual, but I would not have done such a stupid act. In addition, even though the inhabitants of one village were beyond suspicion, there is an opinion that there was at most an hour left before their capture, when the parents would miss their daughter and professional shinobi would rush in the footsteps of these would-be blackmailers.

But even if I was not threatened with anything for failure, I had a chance to earn as much as a thousand experience for saving the "Princess of the Brain". Well, yes, much higher than for the first quest, after all, there are just children's showdowns, even if I could have gotten shocked, too, from the parents of the same Sasuke. But here - one kunai blow from any of the three, and I am a corpse.

- So what to do now? Your brother is unlikely to be released, and besides, how can we blackmail them? It would be better if they had a complaint. - Betrayed the most sober of the trinity, under the furious rotation of his eyes bound and gagged Ino Yamanaka. Yes, I recognized her without any problems. Fortunately, I've already seen it a couple of times.

- Maybe we just cut it? - the drunkest gave out. So it's time to get involved! I have serious concerns about the intelligence in their skulls, so let's not tempt alcoholics with an easy but wrong decision. And a thousand experience ... it should go two levels!

- I think not worth it. Calm down! - At first calmly, and then I almost howled, noticing how briskly these three turned to me. Yes, here each of them is not like kunai - they will break the snot! And I have nothing to "drag" with. In general, there is only one way out - I will do the same thing as the father of the victim of this trio, namely, the removal of the brain.

- You can easily beat a child, you don't have to react so briskly, but think about what. - An innocent face and a calm tone, as well as alcohol in the blood of the Chunnins, and the skill of eloquence with Naruto therapy, did their job.

But how hard it was, constantly wagging, directing their thoughts in the right direction while seemingly taking "their side", and constantly pushing a certain line. But I found out how they got to this.

It turned out the following, the older brother of one of the trio of friends was imprisoned on some kind of left-wing accusation, in fact. He managed to be rude to the daimyo when he was in Konohagakure. In general, they planted it for the sake of appearance, just for the duration of this big bump's stay here. A couple of days after leaving, he would have been released anyway. But the trio, who got drunk on this occasion, having clearly forgotten this practice, which even I know, because I met a couple of times between the lines in the books, saw Ino returning home. As it turned out later from the girl herself - from Sakura. And in their alcoholized brains a "brilliant thought" appeared.

Well, then I came and began to remove the brain. What hard work I had to persuade those to release Ino and go to confess to the misdemeanor and background of Ibiki's events, no one will know! How I went over the ears on the topic "we are all brothers in Konoha", and "nothing will happen for you sincerely, you have corrected yourself!". I even slipped in my speeches a hint about a direct conversation with the head of the interrogators, they say, "this way it is much easier to get your brother out."