Chapter 52

A couple of seconds, and did not do anything stupid and turn up his nose (which is surprising for a clanless without proper upbringing at our age ... but what's there, I myself could go on about emotions, if I were in his place!), laid Hana on a cleared honey- a piece of land, and allowed himself to be examined.

- Uzumaki-san, I recommend that you go to the hospital, you have a crushed bone in your left hand. I'll patch it up as best I can, but you'd better see more qualified specialists. - Almost immediately, the shinobi who made the diagnostics raised his voice. What's up with Naruto?

- No need. Gather as much as possible, and, if possible, anesthetize. And then it will heal on its own in a couple of days ... it always healed. - Naruto snorted, for a moment his tone and expression became similar to Sasuke ... yes, at that moment he just as much wanted to caress his face with his fist! But I'm a girl - I had to restrain myself.

One hour and ten minutes before real time.

- Something like that. - He spread his hands, one of which was bandaged ... what's there, completely packed in bandages, Naruto.

Yugao's eye twitched. She, of course, was glad for the return of the pupil, but not with such outrageousness and not in such a form.

Hana just modestly stood aside, averting her eyes ... and cosplaying a mummy, that's who they didn't stint on bandages.

Hitomi didn't care about the situation. She, from the moment of meeting with Naruto, stopped responding to stimuli, just mechanically doing the job, and looking at the blond's bandaged hand as if spellbound. And only the angrily flaring nostrils made it clear what thoughts were hovering in the head of the "single mother" now.

Kiba… he didn't care about the situation, embarrassment and stuff! He burned himself for agreeing to help, and prayed to all the gods that at least someone would take at least some of the things that he had to drag. No, Naruto himself had few things, Hitomi generally carried everything herself. But the delivery of the sister's things also fell into the load of the poor fellow.

After this incident, Naruto will find an interesting status in Kiba's profile - "shopping is evil!"

Fifty minutes before real time.

As soon as we decided all the issues, it took a particularly long time to decide who would settle down where. As everyone remembers, there are only three beds, and my offer to sit on a futon instead of a bed, I was refused. Like a wounded man (also me, they blew an elephant out of a fly), my bed went to me without talking. The same goes for Hana.

Hitomi's attempts to stay in the same room with me were taken with hostility by Hana, looking at her as if she were a pervert. How interesting, is there something I don't know? Hana's suggestion that she move in and take a job at my place ran into Hitomi's furious denial. They just didn't want to let Yugao in, but she didn't really offer it. Although, in the end, she became a compromise ... and my defense against this strange couple.

And as soon as I lay down on the bed, I ended up here ... in the subconscious. Well, but without damage on the arm, which pleases.

Having strayed (two hours according to subjective time) in these **** and ******* through **** to ***** and ***** to **** ****** **** corridors, I nevertheless went out into the hall with a cage, having come to the conclusion that I would only perform tasks outside the village with a sensor paired! Nafig me such wanderings! Even if I want to believe that I only have it in the same ***** even seemingly ******* tunnels, but you have to be ready for anything! Including the chance to get lost in the woods!

And then I will get lost, and only after that I will get the skill of poor orientation. Speaking of the system. After what happened, I was frankly scared to look at what was happening with the reputation with the Inuzuks and with Tsume and Hana in particular. Well, nafig, after such heroism, I didn't even want to think about what had happened. Damn, well, I got carried away, Fox's chakra penalties to intelligence are really scary!

Having reached the cage, I did not notice the Fox in the dark. Not even glowing eyes or anything. He didn't react to me at all. Is he even there? Maybe there is a stupid chakra (with formulaic phrases), and the rest was "washed down" by my father? Well, what, I already realized that the canon is not observed in everything here and not all my knowledge is absolutely correct ... well, or I remember that one so badly. And yes, I've already made some changes.

With bated breath, I went behind the bars and ... nothing! Having passed a little forward, he buried himself in the paw of the Nine-Tails. Having calmed down my heart, which had gone to a completely uncultured place and was asking to come out, I walked around the Fox a couple of times, snoring curled up. Mentally noting that the cage, which was huge by my standards, was obviously too small for that.

I did not dare to touch the Fox himself, but I felt the rods - strong. He also touched the water.

- Warm. Well, at least some comfort. I shrug. Realizing with horror that he said it out loud.

- Uh-huh, the same Mito had her ice ... Kya! Have you ever seen a Big Fox jumping away from you? And I - yes!

- What are you doing here? – growlingly issued still not departed from shock Fox.

"I've actually been here since the beginning!" - the answer itself breaks from the lips. And at the same time, something reaches my interlocutor.

- Take it easy!

I lie outside the cage, giggling quietly and nervously, and trying to forget the last minute and a half and eleven times that almost ended my life. Well, I stare stupidly at the message in front of me.

A new type of training is open!

Agility training.

Difficulty Level: Nine-Tailed Fox!

You were such a fool (there are 12 more stupid things to the status of "Oops, fool") that you didn't find anything smarter than climbing into your roommate. Training develops the player. The greatest development comes from more difficult workouts. From the fights you pump even more. This type of training is equated to one of the most difficult, even more difficult than some of the fights. It could be considered a battle if you could respond to the enemy with something other than eating away the nerves. Your agility while dodging attacks from the Fox is pumped x6 times faster than with the most difficult training. But remember that if you hit, you will not only die, but your soul will also suffer damage, which even reincarnation will not completely fix!

Agility increase when dodging Kyuubi paws: 1 x6 +5.

Agility increase when dodging Kyuubi tails: 1 x6 +10.

Agility increase when dodging Kyuubi fangs: 1 x6 +5.

Increase in agility when dodging Kyuubi bijudama: 10 x6 +10.

Increase in agility when dodging spitting Kyuubi fire: 1 x6 +15.

Trolling during this action: priceless.

- This is all, of course, cool, but I don't need such happiness anymore! Nearly died… eleven times! But I would take a little chakra, to heal. - I sigh tiredly.

After half an hour of manipulations in the inner world, I had to admit that I could not pull even a drop of his chakra out of the lattice with a maliciously grinning asshole. It's a shame. And I didn't want to go downstairs. Yes, and this is not the method that will help me to improve relations with him.

Haha, you look pathetic! - was heard from the other side of the bars.

I wanted to build a relationship with this arrogant bastard? Fuck! Well, I will answer him now ... I will answer!

- Says the creature that every second owner of the Mangekyo Sharingan has! - I answer in the tone of the parasite.

- Yes, you went! - and they turned to me with a nine-tailed ass.

- Well, I'll go.

Present time.

And now I proudly "stick" into the ceiling, burning myself in three languages. Russian, a parody of the Japanese of this world and obscene (yes, I always believed that this language is a separate something of international importance).

Well, well, I did it. However, the system agrees with me, there, even to the status of "oh, fool" there are only twelve actions left, and at the beginning of the day there were sixteen!

Okay, fuck everything, now I'll sleep off, and I'll think about the problems as they appear.