Chapter 70

Having somewhat surprised the audience with my outfit ... something I didn't like the message about raising interest rates with almost all the girls, I sat down in my seat. And somehow it happened that I listened to the first two teams, coming out of my thoughts only when I heard familiar names.

- Team three: Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, Nara Shikamaru. – Ruthlessly declared Iruka.

- The team's mentor is Sarutobi Asuma!

Hmm, well, here only the number differs from the canon. However, this is logical, given the close line of communication of these three clans.

After that, Sarutobi himself appeared, who had been holed up somewhere before, as, judging by the smell of chakra, the rest of the jonins, and took his team. Shikamaru, who did not let go of the chair, was literally taken away, along with the chair. Well, what is he muttering?

- I understand everything, strengthening the bonds of clans, a team of heirs ... but I demand a revision of this outdated idea! Just not in the same squad with this ruthless devil! Nara whined softly.

Judging by Ino's unkindly sparkling eyes, he whined not quietly enough, and he urgently needs to learn to keep his mouth shut! However, he should have done it a long time ago.

So, to the chuckles of those who have better hearing and those who can read lips, the number three team left us, going to get acquainted with their mentor. And why is he complaining? Three, five and seven are primordially lucky numbers. By the way, I hope I don't get an Asian number of death? And then four, which is consonant with the word death, this is not the team logo that I would like.

- Team number four: Aburame Shino, Hyuga Hinata and Haruno Sakura. Hatake Kakashi's mentor!

Really an unlucky number, Shino, don't go crazy in such company.

"Thanks for the wish, good luck to you too, Naruto." Aburame sitting in front responded. Again I spoke out loud!

Although, Kakashi is also somehow sorry. Issue such a command to him. Well, it got me past him.

- Follow me, please. – sluggishly said Hatake, who entered the auditorium. HE DID NOT LATE?!? Now I saw everything, kind Itachi and caring Danzo abruptly faded into the background. If it wasn't for the open book in Kakashi's hands, I would have decided that this world really was worth destroying, just for the sake of my sanity.

And Kakashi, who was briefly unstuck from the book, looked around our class, lingering a little on the students wandering towards him, and waving his eyes at me ... is he ashamed? Template, stop talking. And someone explain what's going on here!

- Team five: Uchiha Saya, Uchiha Aya, Nadeko Sena. Mentor - Uchiha Maya.

Well, it's clear here, the cousins ​​​​of the head of the clan, of course, did not begin to separate them into different teams, and their mother quite understandably took her place, yet over the years she did not stand still, and from a mediocre tokubetsu jonin she reached the level of a full-fledged jonin. Rumor has it, even A-rank. Well, the clanless girl just went to makeweight. Hmm, if they teach her at least half-heartedly, then the baby is lucky.

More bewildering is the moment that in this team all the girls. I firmly believed that teams were made up of different genders, and a purely same-sex team in principle ... but, for sure, there were such teams! Remembered! Chunin Exams, Rain Team - Pure Girls. And another team. It seems, too, from there, also same-sex - men. And Kabuto's team is all male. Basically, yes, I'm dumb.

For these reflections, I skipped the announcements of the sixth, seventh and eighth teams. The ninth, in principle, could no longer be called, only me, Sasuke and Kiba remained in the audience. Fuck the team!

Well, who sinned there so much that they give him the most monstrous team of the century? Well, what, Kiba doesn't lag behind me with sloppiness and bungling, Sasuke, who knows how to joke, is also a brain rupture, and all three are on the same team ... The Hokage definitely hates our mentor, whoever this unfortunate one is.

- Team number nine: Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, Uzumaki... where?

- Yes, I'm here! Here! Iruka sensei! The irrational desire to kill someone almost took possession of me.

"Hmm, well, since you're all here...

"I've actually been here since the beginning!" I almost broke into a growl. Damn, even the partners are already giggling.

- Hmmm. So, team number nine: Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba and Uzumaki Naruto. Mentor - Yuhi Kurenai.

- Crap! Sasuke sighed.

- Crap! Bad luck with the number. Kiba agreed.

- Yes! - I evaluated the number according to a different gradation.

I think it's worth explaining. In Japan, well, and its crooked reflection, the number nine is better than four, but not by much. The number "9" (九) is considered unlucky by the Japanese because of the consonance with the hieroglyph "torment" ("pain"). Long live Payne!

I have long been imbued with the spirit of Li Shu Wen, and evaluated this figure from its Chinese meaning. And in China, nine is associated with immortality, longevity, happiness. The best thing is if I want to live life to the end. And I want!

But in general, superstitions are superstitions, but the distribution killed me. They were surprised, so surprised. I somehow counted more on Tenzo / Yamato when I realized that the Hatake threat had passed, but Kurenai? Why is she like that? Although Sarutobi Sr. did not seem to approve of his son's interest in the clanless kunoichi. But such a tough attempt to eliminate her, driving her crazy, is cruel even for HiruzenGada, but here he is quite sane.

- So, since we are the last team, I think it's not worth going to the next unoccupied auditorium, you can get to know each other right here. Kurenai entered. Hmm, it's good, but it's not clear how all these clothes hold on to it, it's 60% some kind of bandage-style windings!