Humans, robots, aliens, and energy life forms, all tend to like Tejeda for his easy-going personality, not knowing what lies beneath his ever-changing face.

He is a Nubilae, a shapeshifting race known for their insanity. But Tejeda appears carefree and often amused even in the most perilous situations.

His one-of-a-kind weapon of choice is a spoon, an old utensil that no one remembers anymore ever since eating has become obsolete.

You will laugh at him. You will be scared by him. You will enjoy every step of his journey if you are a bit as crazy as he is.

P.S. Full disclosure: Tejeda's character and plot revolve a lot around his immortality shenanigans.

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The Space Spoon

C1313 heard Tejeda’s approaching heartbeat before he peeked over her shoulder at Jackeye. 


“I wasn’t sleeping.” Jackeye brushed his blonde curls backward to clear his face. “Tell me, how should I feel when my privacy is being invaded over and over again?” 


“I would be pissed as hell.” Tejeda chuckled and pushed C1313 forward. “You can have payback by invading her privacy and knowing you aren’t the only one having that issue. Do you feel up to the task?” 


"Nice men ask nicely. You should have understood by now that I am not one of them." Tejeda frowned and tilted his head to the side, mimicking C1313. "Do you really need an official invitation and a red carpet to get into the head of a beautiful woman?" 


The light gleaming over Jackeye’s golden eyeballs emphasized his death stare. 


“Good.” Tejeda chuckled once more. “I take that as an agreement. Take care of her!” 


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