Best of both worlds

"How haven't you fallen in love before? Not even once?" I said in disbelief.

"At all? That's not possible? Are you sure? Wait why am I even asking that? No one can ever forget if they were in love unless they have amnesia or something, but you don't have amnesia, or do you? No, I would know if you did. Ah, you're truly—"

"Oya, be quiet. See this motor mouth, saying a thousand words per minute," He cut me off in the middle of my nonsensical rambling.

"Sorry," I apologized, pressing my lips into a thin line as I mimed locking my mouth and throwing away the key.

"Good. Very good. You know, I used to have a crush on you back when we were in SS two and—"

"You had a crush on me? How didn't I know that?" I cut him off as I wondered how I had missed such an important detail.