Somebody Kill Me Please

Zhe Chouhen did not only hate the morning because he was a vampire. 

He hated it because it was another day without Daoist Panda!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He did his usual morning of screaming into a pillow. 

He stood up from his mostly empty dorm room, still nothing changing. He opened another pocket of blood, chucked it in one go, and tossed it to the trash. 

"I don't want to go to fucking school." He exclaimed, as he went to open his phone-- yes, Dracula have a phone, used it to contact his underlings that carried him inside the box.

He downloaded Spotify, and played a song that thinks fits him very well. Then, he went to take a shower while playing it.

"Somebody kill me please--- GAH!"

He yelped as he opened and turned the faucet. The water brought burning splashes on his skin.

"Right. Running water is a vampire's weakness too. God fucking dammit!" He said, kicking the bathroom wall and giving a dent there.