Suck It Real Good, Baby

And so, a vampire and vampire hunter danced with each other. 

They put their hands around each other's shoulders, and swayed to a slow, romantic beat. Zhe Chouhen felt like he was floating on cloud nine itself. 

"I know who you are, Mr. Redd." Van Helsing suddenly said with their faces almost close to each other. 

Zhe Chouhen raised an eyebrow at this. "Oh, really?"

He went closer to whisper by his ear. "I also know very well who you are, Mr. Van Helsing."

This seemed to trigger a sort of fight-or-flight response to Van Helsing, as he suddenly pushed Zhe Chouhen away. 

Luckily, Zhe Chouhen was quite tough as a vampire, and he didn't make a fool of himself while falling down. His feet remained planted, but he did something weirder.

He leaned back almost close to falling, but managed to swing back up. "Oh. Why'd you do that, Mr. Van Helsing?"