Who's Coming To Dinner?

Chapter starts in an empty Lycanroc classroom. Sunny and FireStone are sitting at their desk together. Sunny has a book in front of her.

Sunny: Ugh, fine! I admit it! I'm horrible when it comes to keeping up with Lycanroc class.

FireStone: Haha, I could have told you that. Haha!

Sunny: Ugh, FireStone!

FireStone: Calm down, that's why we're here.

Sunny: *Sighs* I really appreciate you staying after class to help me, but you know, you really don't need to. I mean, I know we found out we've been friends for a long time, but—

FireStone: Shu,

Sunny: Yeah, FC?

FireStone: I've— always wanted to kiss you.

Sunny: Huh?!

FireStone: I-I'm sorry, I know it's blunt, but, I've known you for a long time.

Sunny: FC, I feel the same way.

FireStone: Can I?

Sunny: Y-Yes.

They are about to kiss, but it was just a dream, Sunny is in bed, about to kiss her Woof plushie.

Sunny: Hu-huh? AH! What the? What was that! W-why would I dream about that! With him?! Ew! It's FireStone! I mean, yay, it's FC, but ew! It's FireStone! But FireStone is FC, and FireStone is kinda cute but— blah, what am I saying? Huh? U-Uh— I kissed the dog? Uh, it was just a dream. Ah, huh? Huh?! Where's my phone? It was right next to me!?

Stella is sitting at the kitchen table with Sunny's phone in her hand. She is typing something.

Stella: Let's see, Gene? No, that could be a girl. But maybe if it was spelled with a J instead. Hmm, Ah, let's see, who else has a boy name here? Oh, Laurance? I haven't messaged him yet.

Sunny: *Coming down the stairs* Mom?

Stella: Gah! Ah, Hahahaha, Uh, Sunny, good morning!

Sunny: It's not morning, Mom. I just woke up from my afternoon nap.

Stella: Uh, did I say morning?! I meant, uh, good afternoon! Hahaha.

Sunny: Moooom? Why are you acting weird?

Stella: Huh? Me? Weird? Haha! Gurl, check yo'self before you wreck yo'self!

Sunny: Ugh, that doesn't even make any sense, Mom. In any case, have you seen my— (sees her phone in Sylvanna's hand) Uh, huh? I-Is that my phone?!

Stella: *Hiding it* Nope! I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sunny: Mom! You weren't going through my phone, were you?

Stella: What?! Pft! No! Mija, I was, uh, actually trying to upgrade our, data plan! Yeah! That's it! And I needed, uh, your phone to get the plan activated, yeah! So you have lotsa data to surf the interwebs, and watch your YouTube videos now!

Sunny: *Gasps* Really, Mom?!

Stella: Uh... really.

Sunny: Awesome! Thank you so much, Mom! I'm going to go watch my favorite YouTubers now!

Stella: Wait, Aphmau! I wanted to let you know we're going to have some guests over for dinner tonight, so make sure you're ready! They'll be here in an hour!

Sunny: Gotcha, Mom. Thanks!

Stella: SUNNY, DON'T USE ALL OF THE DATA! *Sighs* Ugh, there she goes. *Sighs* Maybe I really should have upped the data plan. Hm, no matter. It's a small price to pay for tonight. Mwahahahaha! Oh shoot, but I'd better get ready.

Meanwhile with Sunny sitting on her bed on her phone.

Sunny: Hehehehe! *Gets a text* Huh? A text from Fang?

Fang: "Hey, I'm outside."

The doorbell rings.

Sunny: What the? *Sunny goes to get the door. Fang is on the other side, dressed up*

Fang: Hey, Sunny.

Sunny: F-F-Fang?!

Fang: Sorry it took awhile to get here. I had to ask my parents to make sure I could come over.

Sunny: Come over? I— uh, sure, come on in.

Fang: T-Thanks.

They walk to the living room and sit on the couch.

Sunny: Is... everything okay, by the way? It's so weird you dropped by all dressed up like this. Were you going to some kind of event or something?

Fang: What do you mean, I—

Doorbell rings again.

Sunny: Uh, whoops, I— hold that thought. *She opens the door and sees Hugo, also dressed up* H-Hugo?!

Hugo: Hey Sunny. Am I late?

Sunny: Huh? F-For what?

Fang walks over to the door to see who it is.

Hugo: Fang?!

Fang: Hugo?

Hugo: Um, W-What are you doing here?

Sunny: Ah, I'm sorry. Come on in, Hugo! *They all walk over to the living room* So what exactly is going on here?

Hugo: Um, you sent that.

Fang: You did ask us—

Doorbell rings for the third time.

Sunny: Ugh, seriously?! One second, guys. That must be my mom's dinner guest.

She opens the door. FireStone is on the other side in his normal clothes.

Sunny: Hello, I— *Sees who it is* Ah!

FireStone: Hi, Shu!

Sunny: F-FC?! W-What are you doing here?!

FireStone: I got your text. Are you... sure this is a good idea? I thought your mom would freak out about a boy being over.

Sunny: A-a text? My mom? What are you— Ugh. MOM!

Stella: AH! I take it by the doorbell ringing that our guests have arrived!

Sunny: Guests?! What the—

Stella: Oh Garroth, it's good to see you!

Hugo: Good evening, ma'am.

Stella: Fang! Pleasure to see my daughter's "not-alone buddy"!

Fang: Good evening, Miss Sunny's mom. You look beautiful!

Stella: Oh, Fang, you charmer! Hahaha! And... who is this?

FireStone: Hello, I'm FireStone.

Stella: You... didn't come dressed up?

FireStone: Um, sorry, was I supposed to?

Sunny: Mom! What's going on?!

Stella: What do you mean? You invited your friends over for dinner tonight! Remember?

Sunny: No I didn't! I— *Gasps* You did this! With my phone earlier!

Stella: That's right! It was me! Hahahaha! Now, which one of you boys has been walking my daughter home this week? I've been trying to catch you in the act this entire time!

Sunny: Mom, may I see you in the kitchen alone.

Stella: Not until I'm done questioning these—

Sunny: MOM!

Stella: Ugh, fine. *Whispers to the boys* I've got my eyes on you.

Stella and Sunny go to the kitchen. FireStone watches Sunny leave. While they are talking, Fang and Hugo talk to each other. FireStone stands a bit away and watches everyone talk.

Sunny: Mom, what is going on? Why are my friends here, and what is this about a text that was sent out?

Stella: Well, I may have invited them over earlier. *Sighs* Using your phone.

Sunny: Mom!

Stella: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Look, I just wanted to see what boys you've been hanging out with, yo!

Sunny: Yeah! But to go around my back! And to invite them over using my phone!

Stella: Alright, Alright! Chill, home girl!

Sunny: No, Mom! I'm not your home girl today.

Stella: W-What? Girl, you trippin'?

Sunny: Oh, I be trippin', a'ight. You went behind my back and dissed my privacy, yo!

FireStone, Hugo and Fang: *Hears Sunny's sentence* Pfftt-

Stella: Sunny, Mija, I— *Sighs* Look, I'll admit I got a little too crunk with my idea, but I care about you, and as yo' Mommy G, well, I just really want to know what those guys are thinking about! Because I swear they are the devil trying to get to my baby-boo!

Fang: *Sniffing* Is something burning?

Hugo: Oh my Irene, it's a fire!

Sunny: *Gasp* Mom!

Stella: My ham! *She takes it out of the oven, and it's all burnt* Oh, this is terrible! It's ruined!

Sunny: Huh, uh, I'm sorry, Mom.

Stella: Ugh. It's ok, I'll just order a pizza or something.

FireStone: Hmm, um, if you have a lemon, I can fix this up.

Stella: There's some lemon in the fridge, but, heh, there's no way you could possibly save this dinner. It's ruined.

FireStone: Not necessarily.

Time skip to Sunny, Fang, Hugo, and Stella are watching FireStone cook. Chopping noises and the sound of the running sink are heard.

Sunny: Ooh! Ah! Wow! Aah!

FireStone produces a perfectly not-burnt ham.

FireStone: Oh, haha, I'm not done yet.

Then he turns around and chopping and cooking noises resume. Then he turns around with the ham, which is now a shiny, golden ham. Literally.

FireStone: Done.

Hugo: That looks great!

Sunny: Hehe, Wow! Awesome!

Fang: Wow.

Stella: What the— How did you—?

FireStone: My dad always burns the food, so I-I've learned a few tricks.

Sunny: Haha! You'll have to teach me how to do that some time. My mom burns the food quite often. Hehehe.

Stella: Ugh! *Time skip to when everyone is sitting at the table* So, hahaha, how about a joke? Have you heard the one about the two muffins in the oven?

Sunny: Tch— did you burn them?

Stella: Mija, calla tu boca! (quiet your mouth) Anyway, there are two muffins in the oven, and one muffin says "Boy, it's hot in here!" And the other says "Oh my Irene, a talking muffin!"

Hugo: Hahaha. Wow, uh, that was, uh, really funny.

Fang: Hehe, good one. Never... heard that before.

Sunny: Ugh.

FireStone: Oh, have you heard the one about the three cupcakes?

Sunny: Huh? Uh, no.

FireStone: So, these three cupcakes walk into a bar. *Time skip* And then the last one goes "Those aren't my sprinkles!"

Everyone but Stella: Hahahahaha!

Sunny: Hahaha! That was a great joke, FireStone!

Hugo: Hehehe, that's pretty cool. Oh, that would be a great name for a pet!

Stella: Argh!

Hugo: So, Sunny, did you finish your art project?

Sunny: Yeah! I finished it, actually. Though, I'm not great at ceramics, but we'll see how it turns out. Heh.

Stella: Ha! I bet whatever you make, Mija, will be "Irreplaceable"!

Sunny: Mom! Again with the Beyonce jokes? Ugh!

Stella: Hahaha!

FireStone: Heh, It sounds like your mom is "Crazy in Love" with Beyonce.

Stella: ARGH!!

FireStone: Um...

Sunny: Uh, you took a Beyonce joke.

FireStone: Is- is that a bad thing?

Sunny: FireStone, run!

FireStone leaves, politely closing the door behind him as he leaves the house. Stella runs after him, breaking down the door in her chase of FireStone.

Stella: HOW DARE YOU STEAL A BEYONCE JOKE FROM ME?! YOU'LL NEVER EVER DATE MY DAUGHTER!

They chase each other.